son_named_bort

joined 2 years ago
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Talking Heads is the Devil's music.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 52 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Why doesn't Hagrid, who is the largest of the characters, simply eat Voldemort?

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Saddam Hussein? You mean So Damn Insane!

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It's the one where Krusty meets his long lost daughter and gambles away her violin.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

It's the one where Lisa runs up the phone bill by calling the Corey hotline and the family is upset with her despite the fact that Bart calls Australia, Antarctica, and Argentina while Homer calls Burkina Faso and Disputed Zone and nobody gets upset with them.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

If you like Life is Strange, you should try Tell me Why. It's by the same developers and it feels like what Life is Strange 2 should've been.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

The Venn Diagram between people who actually support this and people who just want to own the libs is a circle.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I am a Robotnik

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

Anybody who believes that he would actually do this is someone who would fall for the wallet inspector.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

I didn't vote for him!

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Had a substitute teacher once who thought that the word Hell was a bad word even when referring to the location.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Stupid Sexy Flanders really did Homer a solid by sending him to Hawaii.

 

From points to shining points

 

This is indeed a disturbing universe.

 

No koopas were harmed in the making of the points.

 

The points are pointless when you think about it.

 

You've got a friend in points.

 

Nuke the points!

Gotta nuke something.

 

It seems today, that all you see, is violence in movies and points on TV.

 

300 points will be awarded in the form of a tricky Dick fun bill.

 

The points may seem like ordinary points, but with one exception. Oh wait, we got rid of that. The points are like ordinary points.

 

I like points.

 

Man, it's like I'm not even trying anymore.

 

If you get this right, you will receive a check for 40 points!

*Checks will not be honored.

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