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[–] JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

Late 90's/early 2000's Aus.
Sick
Mint
Lame/Lamo
Sych/sike
Hella
Rando
Nang/nangkang
Tuppi
Pash
Fail
Wazzup
Brb,lol,a/s/l

[–] Mallspice@lemm.ee 3 points 13 hours ago
[–] AngrySquirrel@lemm.ee 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Ohio is a no no word? But that's the name of a state?

Why is Ohio number three on this banned words list?

[–] rational_lib@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago

Always has been.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 day ago

Lmao Emma only cannot say Tweaking.

[–] rational_lib@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Skibidi Toilet is the modern Ninja Turtles.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 7 points 23 hours ago

Things I remember people complaining about at various times (I don't really recall gradeschool having any)

  • overuse (or use at all) of dude
  • doy
  • [no] duh
  • dweeb
  • overuse of awesome
  • various "surfer" slang (we all saw the TMNT movie)
  • at some point, maybe around high school, "my bad" became a thing. I still don't really like the phrase much.

I'm sure there are more locked somewhere in the recesses of my brain, but those are the ones that jump to mind. The internet was only really becoming a thing when I was in highschool and I lived in a very rural area for most of it so things spread much more slowly.

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ptu@lemm.ee 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

If Ninja got a Low Taper Fade.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Edging

How old are these kids, I was assuming pre teen

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Anything that gets a rise out of your parents is going to be repeated on a loop whether or not you understand the context.

I remember saying "Pimp" in front of a friend's parent. She chewed me out over it, while my friend's younger sister listened in. She then proceeded to say "Pimp! Pimp! Pimp!" all the way home.

I was not invited back to that house for a month, which I think is a bit unfair.

[–] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Juvenoia. IPA(key): /ˈd͡ʒuːvənɔɪə/

Noun, juvenoia (uncountable)

(neologism) The fear or hostility directed by an older generation toward a younger one, or toward youth culture in general.

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Banned word

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Emma getting called out like that is hilarious

[–] MaxPow3r11@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

I can't believe they really called out Emma like that lol

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Dude

The bomb

Phat

Any pun containing "bro"

[–] AidsKitty@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Kids are still saying ligma? Lol the classics never die!

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago (3 children)
[–] stevestevesteve@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Ligma Balls!!! HAHAHAHAHHA

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Oh man, this is worse than the time my friends had me order a burger with Fromunda cheese...

[–] AidsKitty@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Ligma my balls!!!!! Lol, still works.

[–] SuperSpruce@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

Any high level math or stats class using alpha, beta, or sigma as math variables: Guess I'll die

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago

Yeah, doomed, with teachers that have banned word lists??????

[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The best way to make sure everyone is saying those words is to ban them lol

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 day ago (4 children)

And best way to make them stop being used, is using them completely wrong and with the "i am hip with the teens" attitude

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 19 hours ago

If you're 30+ it's your duty to destroy their words, just like the older generation did to our words, we will in turn kill these words untill only the true cool words remain, that is the way the universe purges itself of cringe.

[–] rbamgnxl5@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This works so very well. Turn them from fun to cringe with one irritating parent move.

I threatened to get a Sigma Dad tshirt and wear it to my son's school. He's since stopped with all the sigma stuff.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

This reminds me of how John Oliver kept finding a way to work "on fleek" into his segments until it was declared no longer cool.

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

I do this as well. Killed "bruh" in a weekend. The t-shirt idea is next level, though. Kudos.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

It's a slippery slope between saying something ironically and having it become part of your lexicon.

[–] Eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Sigma... ligma...

...but no sugma yet.

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[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
[–] ChromaticMan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We had a kid who wore a dinosaur onesie, every day, the same one. Genuinely wonder what happened to him sometimes.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 18 hours ago

I'm doing alright. When I outgrew it I had it remade into a hat that I occasionally shove into my pants on road trips

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