samus12345

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*looks around* Stamets ain't exactly wrong in c/tenforward@lemmy.world
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 12 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

Elon Musk must have been a decent guy in the Mirror Universe.

Bad News for Trump as Brutal New Polls Show Musk Tanking in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 7 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

It's not "you guys." I am not my government any more than you are yours.

Two more staffers quit John Fetterman's office as the senator carves his own lane with Trump in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It was him or Dr. Oz. You had no choice.

That's the neat rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Hand too big

Facepalm on multiple levels in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Yes. You posted a picture of past Empires that used birds as symbols, implying that's the reason America is "the Roman Empire." But Egypt did it first.

Risk of large asteroid striking Earth falls to 1.5% in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

More proof that there's no god.

Risk of large asteroid striking Earth falls to 1.5% in c/world@lemmy.world
Indeed hilarious in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

PICKLE ANAKIN!

got your next map already made for ya in c/dndmemes@sh.itjust.works
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Sea levels would rise 200 feet all over the world if we did.

got your next map already made for ya in c/dndmemes@sh.itjust.works
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

They can survive in the vacuum of space, so they'll be fine.

got your next map already made for ya in c/dndmemes@sh.itjust.works
Why in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you have a penis on your stomach, maybe.

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