This is horrible. Does anyone have the locations of the eggs so I can safely recover them to make sure no one else smokes those dank nuggs?
this post was submitted on 27 Apr 2025
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The police hunted them all down, that had to be a hell of a day at work lol
I'll help you.
Read the article. The police have them all.
This is a great idea.
This kept a bunch of cops busy looking for eggs. States like Florida have a bunch of cops looking for migrants to arrest and deport.
Not saying anyone should do this. It would be an interesting experiment to see what would happen if a bunch of people posted clues to Easter eggs that might contain drugs or maybe just a pretty little flower.
That would be great. Use a bunch of weed slang, bud, flower, sticky-icky, and then the eggs only contain lavender and chewing gum.
free my boy he did nothing wrong
Why are the police looking for him?
Dont they have better things to do than give people awards or sth?
This dude is awesome.
He's like a Scooby-Doo villain but for good? He would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those pesky cops.
And one, packed with concentrates, labeled "He is resin!"
Is there a pic of this? I wanna put John Brown's face on it.
This is so funny but also such a poor decision.
Johnny Appleweed
Oh man. A friend of mine from back when I was at University (30+ years ago) thought it would be a great idea to have a weed planting day. Everyone goes out to any public area that gets enough water through rain or watering, and just plants weed everywhere. I still think it would be funny to pull off.
The hero we wanted, but didn't deserve
The Easter Buddy.
In true Easter Egg Hunt fashion, one egg was not recovered until someone's grandchild randomly found it a day later.
Thought you were joking
"The suspect posted four photos on Facebook showing each location as hints to locate the eggs," the release said. "He also posted a photo of five plastic eggs in the seat of a vehicle. Officers found four eggs and believed he had not placed the fifth."
Officers learned they were incorrect in their assumption when a man and his granddaughter turned the final egg into the department the next day, having also found it in a park, per the release. In total, officers said they recovered over a quarter of an ounce of marijuana
over a quarter of an ounce of marijuana
So like $100-200 worth of weed? Unless it was like shake or something.
I got you for 25$ fam hit me up.
Much less than that. I get an ounce for $100 from my dealer. And he’s competing with dispensaries, so it’s not shake, either.
In Northern California you can get a crappy ounce for $50, a good one for $100
thank you for the economics lesson i was gettin ready
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A quarter oz is $40-$70 at dispensaries in my area (medical legal state)
Paint greased pigs with the numbers 1,2 and 4. Release said pigs. Watch the hilarity ensue.
Great, this will just stir up the "omg Halloween candy has razor blades in it" crowd.
the weedster bunny
we just figured out blues clues
we just figured out blues clues
we just figured out blues clues
because we're really smart
Real eggs are expensive.
Unscrupulous, no regard for the law in creatively hocking a product, give this man an MBA
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The weed fairy is real!
On-on
In my city a guy tapes money to an object randomly in some random neighborhood
not all hero's wear capes
That's Chad shit
I was getting 500 errors on the url, but this link seems to be working.
How generous! Too bad I wasn’t there lol
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