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[–] Tomassci@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

Capitalism makes us worship capital so we cannot worship God and then blames it on LGBT.

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 14 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

This is one of those shadow boxing christians threads. Yeah, maybe you all look cool in the mirror but they're going to wake up tomorrow with no idea you insulted their entire belief structure.

Don't get me wrong. I loved it when my dad asked, "when did you stop being christian" because I vehemently am against his every belief. I loved turning the tables on him and asking the same with regards to everything trump has said and done. End of the day though he'll just go back to his hidey hole, and myself too.

If you have religious friend you should try it. Call them on trumps shit and the when they invoke god, which they always do, ask, "who's god" because Jesus doesn't want this shit.

[–] Nunar@lemmy.world 17 points 7 hours ago

Oh man! I want that presentation for an Easter dinner I have coming up!

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 43 points 10 hours ago

Jesus is looking friendly, but also like he could totally go crazy and flip a money lenders table. It's hard to tell if he is dafriend or dafoe.

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 59 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

That's not Jesus, that's Willem Dafriend.

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 34 points 10 hours ago

You know, I'm something of a saint myself

[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 10 hours ago

Even better

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 55 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

WWJD?

Get apprehended and sent to a gulag in El Salvador.

[–] FrChazzz@lemm.ee 14 points 11 hours ago

It’s funny you mention that because as I was reading the story of Garcia yesterday I couldn’t help but see parallels to the whole back-and-forth that happens to Jesus after His arrest. An innocent man yanked around by an unjust system.

[–] FrChazzz@lemm.ee 33 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I’m going to say this as a priest ordained in Christ’s One, holy, catholic, and apostolic Church (Episcopal branch): that choice of Jesus image is chef’s kiss

[–] emmanuelw@jlai.lu 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

You got me in the first half, but you forgot "evangelical” 😇.

One of my professor, Gérard Siegwalt, a liberal Lutheran, wrote a “Dogmatics for the evangelical catholicity” and I always loved the title.

Signed: an ordained pastor of the Lutheran-Reformed branch.

[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 42 points 12 hours ago (6 children)

I don't know who Colin Bodayle is, but from the responses he got from his students I think he is located in the US. There is rot in the US culture that's too deep, Trump is just it surfacing. Greed, individualism and selfishness are considered virtues, I noticed it when talking to coworkers there through the years. If Jesus ever went to the US he'd be crucified that is if he wasn't arrested at the border by ICE for being a Palestinian. The US claims to be a Christian nation, yet it is the furthest from it. What good is your religion if it doesn't make you do good? What good is your religion if it doesn't make you overcome your selfishness and greed?

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 8 points 7 hours ago

Yeah, it's the fruit of almost a century of anti-communist propaganda.

[–] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

If Jesus came to the US he would smack the shit out of all of us

[–] Trollception@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 hours ago

Was Jesus a political man?

[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 10 hours ago

Also worth noting that the US is not and never has been a "Christian nation." Not only did the Founding Fathers specifically separate church and state for that reason, but they also didn't declare a national religion and enshrined religious freedom as well for that same reason. Plus, half of them were agnostic or atheists. Anybody who says we're a "Christian nation" is just using religion as an excuse for bigotry.

If God truly exists, he more so loves the atheist who questions the world around him than the Christian who blindly follows.

-Thomas Jefferson

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

According to the internets, "Liberation Theology" is a Christian movement that started in Latin America in the 1960s, that preaches against oppression. They sound like the opposite of right-wing "Christians".

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

Yeah the right wing Christians were training death squads to murder Liberation theology priests in Latin America.

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[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 56 points 14 hours ago (6 children)

There are no moral billionaires. Rich men do not enter the Kingdom of Heaven. There are no billionaires in Paradise. In the end, every last one of them burns.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 27 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Unfortunately they’re doing their best to burn the rest of us in this life.

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 11 points 13 hours ago

They instinctively know where they belong, so they spend their entire lives trying to bring Hell to Earth.

[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 14 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

In the end, every last one of them burns.

If there was a just god, they would all burn. But if there was a just god, they wouldn't get to be billionaires in the first place. Billionaires aren't worried about hell or the afterlife because most of them know deep down that there will be no repercussions for their unethical behavior.

[–] FreeAZ@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 hours ago

This line of logic never made sense to me. You could just as easily argue that, as god, the only way to prevent billionaires or people hoarding wealth/resources would be to get rid of free will, and that in a way is also immoral.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

"It is harder for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven than it is to pass a camel through the eye of a needle."

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 24 points 13 hours ago

It's amazing to me what logical acrobatics people will go to in order to avoid the simple plain meaning of this passage. The truth is Jesus was a poor person who hung out with other poor people and social rejects of all kinds. He was canonically born in a barn...for Christ's sake! To me, the message of Christ is quite unambiguous. Rich people go to Hell, same as murderers, rapists, etc. Being rich is a mortal sin. If you hoard enough wealth for a thousand lifetimes, sorry, you're going to the Pit. There's no way you can obtain that wealth except through the mass exploitation of the work of others. If you're a billionaire, and if there is a Hell, you're going there.

[–] FrChazzz@lemm.ee 9 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Truth.

Also, the predominant image of fire in the Bible is that of purification (not punishment). So the idea is that billionaires (or other such sinners) will not be simply burned away, but will be confronted with what their wealth hoarding has caused. They will have to endure the pain of being rid of their sinfulness in order come out on the other side. So there are no billionaires in Paradise in the sense that every person who is a billionaire in this life will one day be ridden of their wealth in order to enter said Paradise.

This is precisely the image Jesus uses when He speaks of the “eye of the needle.” Tradition holds that this phrase is in reference to a small gate that required a camel (or other pack animal) laden with goods to be unencumbered in order to pass through. The rich must let go of their wealth in order to enter God’s kingdom in the same way because that wealth is like dross to them.

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Tradition holds that this phrase is in reference to a small gate

It's a fake tradition.

Not only a fake tradition, but one started by the wealthy to muddle what was a quite literal saying.

Jesus straight up said that it's impossible for the wealthy to enter heaven.

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[–] 4shtonButcher@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 12 hours ago

Does anyone have that slide deck? Asking for a friend

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 197 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Relevant quote from St. Basil:

"Who is the covetous man? One for whom plenty is not enough. Who is the defrauder? One who takes away what belongs to everyone. And are not you covetous, are you not a defrauder, when you keep for private use what you were given for distribution? When some one strips a man of his clothes we call him a thief. And one who might clothe the naked and does not—should not he be given the same name?

The bread in your hoard belongs to the hungry; the cloak in your wardrobe belongs to the naked; the shoes you let rot belong to the barefoot; the money in your vaults belongs to the destitute. All you might help and do not—to all these you are doing wrong"

[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 47 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

"Then He will also say to those on His left, ‘Depart from Me, accursed ones, into the eternal fire which has been prepared for the devil and his angels; for I was hungry, and you gave Me nothing to eat; I was thirsty, and you gave Me nothing to drink; I was a stranger, and you did not invite Me in; naked, and you did not clothe Me; sick, and in prison, and you did not visit Me.’

Then they themselves also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see You hungry, or thirsty, or a stranger, or naked, or sick, or in prison, and did not take care of You?’ Then He will answer them, ‘Truly I say to you, to the extent that you did not do it to one of the least of these, you did not do it to Me.’ These will go away into eternal punishment, but the righteous into eternal life.”

I have always loved how simply Jesus spells it out.

As a kid, I always felt it was so implausible that the Jews would kill Jesus. Yes he claims to be God, which is a no-no, but how can a message of peace and love be so divisive? As an adult, I've come to realize that it's divisive to people who are angry and filled with hate, to people who hate peace and love. The Pharisees of 30CE are the exact same as most Christians today. If you walked in to some Trump country Baptist church today and flipped over the collection plates and told everyone there they were going to hell because the want to deport immigrants instead of help them, you'd be shot for sure.

[–] NKBTN@feddit.uk 1 points 27 minutes ago

I don't think it was the message of love that did it, more the implied message of "Jews are no longer the only people with the right to heaven and god - everyone is"

The Jewish people who saw the value/truth of this message became Christians. The ones who didn't like the idea of not being The Chosen Folk anymore were the ones who called him a heretic

[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 16 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (2 children)

you’d be shot for sure

Do you think it's a coincidence that MLK was only shot once he started speaking out against the rich and unifying the lower class (of all races)? I'm not saying there was a conspiracy (though I wouldn't rule it out) or that MLK was the second coming or a prophet, but it's pretty clear he started making the ruling class nervous once he started talking about class war.

[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It's always a good time to remind people that MLK's family proved in civil court that the government killed MLK (either through intent or negligence) to enough of a degree that the judge was convinced and awarded them restitution on the charges. And the only reason that the case didn't go to a criminal court was because every judge who read the case refused it.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Hell we have a copy of the letter the FBI sent to Dr. King instructing him to kill himself and save them the trouble.

[–] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, but you knew, deep down.

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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 112 points 17 hours ago (9 children)

Yeah but he also said to love each other, and people quickly realized that he was wrong.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 78 points 17 hours ago

And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change...

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[–] raina@sopuli.xyz 78 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

You know, I'm something of a leftist myself.

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[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 62 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I don't know where that candid jesus image is from but it has so much Dicaprio Raising Drink energy that if it hasn't been memed already then it should

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 84 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (5 children)

Pretty sure that is Willem Dafoe from The Last Temptation of Christ.

And yeah, it has Buddy Christ energy.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 65 points 17 hours ago

He's something of a messiah, himself.

[–] FrChazzz@lemm.ee 6 points 11 hours ago

Precisely from the scene where the disciples realize that the water has been changed to wine at the wedding. John looks over at Jesus and sees that image. Jesus also gives a wink iirc. As one devoted to our Savior I feel like that shot absolutely captures what Jesus was like when He walked our earth.

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