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[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 1 points 51 minutes ago

According to ChatGPT, the result is 355.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 hours ago

1

Wait,I think I messed that up

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 hours ago
[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

42069 048 1516 2342

ERROR: SYSTEM FAILURE 🚨

[–] Sloogs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Huh. For some reason all I see is *******.

[–] endeavor@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 hours ago

Can't play, only have debit cards in europe. I hate being excluded from american pasttimes like the myth of good debt.

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You guys have credit cards?

Its for fraud protection purposes, people don't actually rack up debt with them.

[–] TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 19 points 7 hours ago

i got in the end process: 4252 4726 1539 2743 Does it has some utility? What will you use it for ? :O I took the big number in the center but i am not sure if it is the right one though. There's also: 04/23, 04/26, and an inscription saying "Edwin Bearstown" in the bottom, but i coudn’t do the math with it so i put it as it is. On the back, there's 3 digits "674". Did i do it right?

where am i

[–] Feelfold@lemm.ee 6 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

4638259687735327 72/56 967

[–] SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 hours ago

Ah yes, my favourite month seventytwoary

[–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 hours ago

Didn't work... Are you sure you multiplied correctly? Maybe forgot to carry a 1 somewhere?

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Instructions unclear.... Bank account exploded.... money everywhere...

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 3 points 5 hours ago

multiply by 0

Idk why but I've always legit found this guy sexy. Am I broken?

[–] reddit_sux@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago
[–] pappabosley@lemm.ee 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Oh wait, that's the address for my contract.

Gotta do that roofing contract

[–] dgmib@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Careful I hear the guy who lives there is known for not paying his contractors.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 12 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

It doesn't seem to be the case, but it would be interesting if there were CC numbers that were meant to be used in movies, similar to how 555-XXXX phone numbers are never real.

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 21 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (6 children)

There's some sample numbers for testing payment applications like stripe.

  • Visa: 4242424242424242
  • Mastercard: 5555555555554444
  • Discover: 6011000990139424
  • Amex: 371449635398431
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 15 points 8 hours ago

Visa was set up by a nerd

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago

Me, reading Amex: Ammex! No, wait… Ay-mex! Oh, it’s American Express.

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[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 hours ago

There's numbers for testing CC software.

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 6 points 8 hours ago

5318008 3104558 453333333345

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

3141 5926 5358 9793; 2/38; 462

[–] andMoonsValue@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Fails the Luhn algorithm check

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

:::spoiler spoiler

Try adding a decimal after the 3

[–] andMoonsValue@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Wow I'm dumb, thanks

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 1 points 5 hours ago

3141 5926 5358 9793 23/84 626

[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

1

Oops, I did a switcheroo on the question. But I used my real CC number, swear on my eyes.

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 hours ago

1111...eeeeh 1!

incoming!

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

5555 5555 5555 4444 9/69 420

[–] psud@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

Well that's useless it expired decades ago

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 21 points 13 hours ago

?OVERFLOW ERROR

Some day, some day, I'll be able to afford a 16-bit computer! I hear it's the latest thing!

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 12 points 13 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 24 points 15 hours ago (5 children)

0987 7654 5432 4321

Same as my wifi password, luggage code, and bank acct number.

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[–] Honeybee@sh.itjust.works 16 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

0118 999 881 999 119 725 - 3

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[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 26 points 16 hours ago (5 children)

Better this one version

Take your credit car number, multiple by 100, add the 3 numbers on the back on the card, multiple by 1000, add the 4 numbers on expiration date. Post on the comment.

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 3 points 8 hours ago

"And we will be sending your new credit car in the mail sometime next week, sir."

"Sorry, do you mean, credit card?"

"I didn't misspeak, sir. How big is your mailbox..."

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