db2

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[โ€“] db2@lemmy.world 0 points 7 hours ago

I fully believe a 2000 year old lich can drive better than many of the people I see on the road.

[โ€“] db2@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

A true deity is a deity with or without anyone's belief in them

Unless it's like in American Gods. ๐Ÿคท

[โ€“] db2@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

Ego, is that you?

[โ€“] db2@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The orange idiot literally told people he only wanted their vote, that he doesn't care about them or their problems. It's on video.

They still heard something wildly different.

People have demonstrated beyond any doubt that at least 51% are irredeemably stupid.

[โ€“] db2@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

That makes it even funnier though.

[โ€“] db2@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Bro I think they might be far gayer than you ever thought of being. They're institutionalizing getting free gay porn that they then watch together.

[โ€“] db2@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I hear they're fabulous.

[โ€“] db2@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

There was a female pope. She kept it hidden until she was too pregnant to hide it at which point they killed her.

[โ€“] db2@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I findt it highly disturbing someone this stupid worked for the IRS in the first place.

Before anyone says their "strategy" is working, a broken clock still tells the right time twice a day.

 

That's what you get for buying your avocado toast at Wally World.

 

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