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[–] jh29a@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

... in my ass?

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Holy Diver, in my ass.

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 98 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Who will save the princess now?

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 5 days ago (3 children)

That must be either a very small princess or a very large ass.

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 59 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

"No Cock Like Horse Cock" in my ass

Well that's stupid, I didn't even get an extra joke from this.

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[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

I need to get home quickly

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 46 points 5 days ago

Last night's music trying to ruin my day.

[–] thesaddreamer@lemmy.ca 44 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Don't stop believing in my ass

[–] kraftpudding@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 49 points 5 days ago

No I will not do that, because the last song I heard was Kids by MGMT.

[–] ryanvade@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Ummm, not sure about this one

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[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 43 points 5 days ago
[–] rosco385@lemm.ee 22 points 4 days ago

Around the World in my ass.

[–] Kaboom@reddthat.com 38 points 5 days ago

We Didn’t Start the Fire in my ass

[–] Skjolle@lemmy.ca 31 points 5 days ago

The Dragonborn Comes in my ass

Apparently I'm now in my experimental phase?

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago

Also sprach Zarathustra, Op. 30: 1. Prelude in my ass.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 32 points 5 days ago

Welcome to the Jungle in my ass

[–] HereIAm@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

Banana, Melon, Kiwi & Lemon in my ass 😐

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago

In The End In My Ass

I pressed so hard, and got to fart 🎶

[–] ghostBones@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

💕die antwoord

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Don't stop me now in my ass.

I think Freddie would approve.

[–] StellarSt0rm@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago

Mine is "Spend the night in my ass"

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago
[–] Nariom@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

We didn't start the fire in my ass.

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 21 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

"Two Trucks in my ass."

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 6 points 4 days ago

【Ado】ブリキノダンス 歌いました in my ass

(Ado sang buriki no dance in my ass?)

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 20 points 5 days ago

One More Time in My Ass

[–] DizzyAV@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I meaaaan....

[–] ronflex@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

graves in my ass

[–] Lonewanderer@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago
[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

she works hard for the money in my ass

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

A Skull Full of Maggots in my Ass

[–] skulkymonster@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Prison sex in my Ass

[–] levzzz@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Pepper coyote - There Is No Cock Like Horse Cock In My Ass

[–] 127_0_0_0@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Hugin@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago

There's no one like you in my ass.

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Getting a bit philosophical

[–] SpaceCadet 7 points 4 days ago
[–] captainjaneway@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Here comes the sun...

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 days ago

Anyway you want it in my ass

[–] Carrot@lemmy.today 4 points 4 days ago

Dumpster fire in my ass

[–] Nuage@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 days ago

Show me how to live in my ass

[–] GelatinGeorge@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Virtual insanity...

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Billie Jean in my ass.

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