toofpic

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[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Yeah, my grandpa also made me shitpost for money. He was taking everything I earned! Two weeks later he died of starvation and I broke free. I'm selling movie rights for the story now.

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago
  • Good Jesus, I love you, pretty please!
  • Ok, I smite one person, just one. Not like the other week! Name?
[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This is a great offroad van though. It is terrible in comfort, doors close from the second attempt, and all that stuff. but it's a real 4x4 and it does its job.
(just in case, I'm against war, and I'd prefer to see Russians going fishing/hunting in them, not killing people)

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Oh, so it's also in a town across the river from Poland, nice touch

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

The same thing that would happen if small anything would pass through human body.

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Yes, i meant real world, and the real world IS boring. You wanted to kick around, but instead you're just held, and then they can do anything to you, in a really "unbalanced" manner

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Oh, surely before 2014

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

In Russia, cannabis was measured in "matchboxes" (around the amount that gets in to a small ziploc) and "glasses", where glass is a 220ml glass Russians drink vodka from in the movies.
So it goes full circle when you start measuring cannabis in glasses, sounds really American!

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Mmm, sexy Orange Birch Bolete!

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Then "Batman: The Archam asylum" and other similar games could be good for you: you drop in the middle of a group, and distribute it evenly around adjacent walls

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

then you pull them one by one. Imagine that situation in real life - there are 5 thugs sipping beer from 40 oz bottles standing in a circle. You pull them one by one by standing 5,99 m from one of them, to make him aggro. His eyes turn red, he walks in your direction, and the others are like:
-where did Mike go?

  • I don't know, but his forehead vein was dilated! He is so jumpy recently, I think he needs therapy
    (you repeat that three more times)
[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Nope. Ok, a "protagonist might connect one hit, knocking out one attacker. Then, half a second later, six bodies (including the kbocked down person, pile up on the protagonist. Yes, they don't use any special moves, they just get on top. That's it.

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