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[–] GelatinGeorge@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Virtual insanity...

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 1 points 8 hours ago

The long and winding road in my ass

[–] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 hours ago

Stressed Out in my ass

[–] DizzyAV@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

I meaaaan....

[–] ronflex@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

graves in my ass

[–] Lonewanderer@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago
[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 2 points 12 hours ago

A Skull Full of Maggots in my Ass

[–] skulkymonster@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Prison sex in my Ass

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 1 points 11 hours ago

Guillotine in my ass (Banks)

[–] nori@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 hours ago

Unleashed in my Ass

… I am more scared than I should be

[–] 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 hours ago

Get down in my ass. (Nas)

[–] DrWorm@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Narrow Your Eyes in my ass.

[–] Dazed_Confused@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Radioactive Toy in my ass...

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 1 points 12 hours ago

Beautiful things in my ass

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Getting a bit philosophical

[–] StellarSt0rm@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)
[–] lengau@midwest.social 1 points 12 hours ago

Blown by the Wind in my Ass

[–] Nuage@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 15 hours ago

Show me how to live in my ass

[–] fnrir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 16 hours ago

The Beast in my ass

[–] ghostBones@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 1 points 12 hours ago

💕die antwoord

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago
[–] PeaceFrog 2 points 16 hours ago
[–] tino@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Sledgehammer in my ass

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Caramel in my ass...I don't think I can complain about anything compared to some of these

Punch me I bleed in my ass.

Literally listening to Children of Bodom, while I read this post. Alexi would have approved, I'm sure.

[–] levzzz@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

Pepper coyote - There Is No Cock Like Horse Cock In My Ass

[–] Someone8765210932@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Hey Living People ... in my ass

I'm currently listening to it and my playlist could have a few other "interesting" outcomes, like

I'm not sure if I'm just (un)lucky or if this works with too many song titles...

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Maybe ts just taco bell

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

Also sprach Zarathustra, Op. 30: 1. Prelude in my ass.

[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 1 points 17 hours ago

Strike of the beast in my ass

[–] RouxBru@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

It's a sin in my ass

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

I need to get home quickly

[–] frostingold@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 19 hours ago

Break In To Break Out in my ass.

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 points 19 hours ago

You are now interacting with other nationalities and ethnicities maybe? In my ass.

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

In The End In My Ass

I pressed so hard, and got to fart 🎶

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Peek-A-Boo In My Ass

[–] ptrsd@lemm.ee 1 points 20 hours ago

Reminds me of this commercial

https://youtu.be/3RcrRRlKTUM

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

This would mean?

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

last train home in my ass.

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Pat Metheny? You have great taste.

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 hour ago

nah, lostprophets.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hungry like the wolf in my ass

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 2 points 17 hours ago

Inside you there are two wolves. One always hungry for ass, and one that hunger for ass. Which one wins? The one you feed.

[–] voxthefox@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Necromancer dancing in my ass, apropos

[–] spicehoarder@lemm.ee 1 points 20 hours ago

Lost Grave in my ass

[–] captainjaneway@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Here comes the sun...

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