If you can't sit at least slouch against the wall and check your phone
this post was submitted on 12 Sep 2023
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I like this option because it seems more disrespectful.
Extra points if you yawn loudly.
Pick your teeth, spark up a j, spit, whatever.
I have reached one step higher n normally I pointedly sit there quietly and then (am the only one) saying the daily affirmation very loudly so its not like they just didn't hear me previously.
daily affirmation?
It's cute. They have a second pledge where they promise to love themselves, study hard, and recite that they are essentially empathetic, intelligent people worthy of dignity.
Hell yes.
I am an empathetic, intelligent person worthy of dignity and I DO NOT pledge allegiance to the United States of America!
Whenever I move into a new classroom and there's an American flag up, the first thing I do is snatch that sucker down and throw it into a closet. Now I have an enormous gay flag to replace it with.
Death to America
the wokes are destroying america 
When forced into that situation the correct action is to give a "roman salute" to the flag before placing your hand on your heart.
Unironically braver than the troops. 
When I came, in the pledge of allegiance was going HARD.
The comma placement makes it sound like you came during the pledge of allegiance.
pledge of allegiance cum tribute
stars 'n ropes
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
seein' stars and bustin' ropes
this country rocks
this country rolls
American flag cum jar
put it on the shelf next to piss christ
Isn’t that normal for Americans?
Are you an objector?
Love how the severity of this makes it sound like you’re a draft dodger or something. “Being an objector” sounds like slang from a YA dystopia.
It would fit as a YA dystopia term so well. If the author wanted to really push it the in-universe chuds would have a dehumanizing slur where they call them objects.
wow....
One time I went to a minor league baseball game and was standing in a long line before the game for beer. I kinda zoned out and daydreamed for a while and when I zoned back in I noticed EVERYONE in line in front of me was turned around staring at me. I had a moment of panic before I realized that the national anthem was playing and there was a flag directly behind me.
I can’t stop laughing at the pledge of allegiance was going HARD. Perfect characterization. Was the person yelling it or something? I’m imagining like a bass boosted pledge of allegiance, or someone throwing in adlibs.
Not only do I not put my hand over my heart or stand during the pledge, I convinced my friend who is also a teacher to not do it.