I work in education. Earlier today, I was accidentally out of the room during morning announcements (I'm usually sitting in the back). When I came in, the pledge of allegiance was going HARD. It took all my willpower to prevent myself from sprinting to my desk to sit down so I wouldn't be standing during the pledge of allegiance (fascist brainwashing!).

Evidently, my behavior was conspicuous and my coteacher asked 'Are you an objector?'

Sheepishly, I replied "...yeah."

On 9/11 of all days.

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[–] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

When I came, in the pledge of allegiance was going HARD.

The comma placement makes it sound like you came during the pledge of allegiance.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

pledge of allegiance cum tribute

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

stars 'n ropes

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

kelly volcel-police

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

seein' stars and bustin' ropes

this country rocks
this country rolls

[–] ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

American flag cum jar

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

put it on the shelf next to piss christ

[–] ComradeCmdrPiggy@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

volcel-judge

[–] EmotionalSupportLancet@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Isn’t that normal for Americans?