If only he'd sent war plans, he could have just shrugged and moved on like nothing happened.
this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2025
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Maybe a video of him jerking off to war plans
This isn’t the warthunder forums….
Naughty little unit left their flank exposed!
Oof that's a little too on the nosecone.
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Some of the best parts-
"City Attorney Stefanie Stalheim told investigators she had spoken to Ross about a police officer’s suicide just minutes before she received a video of the mayor going to town on himself."
"Ross tried to put the jack back in the box — explaining to Stalheim that he recorded the “sexy video for his girlfriend” on his lunch break and requested the attorney delete the smut and keep the entire incident between the two of them.
The wanker later told city investigators that his girlfriend’s name also begins with the letter ‘C,’ which is why the vulgar vid was mistakenly sent to a contact saved as ‘City Attorney,’ the outlet reported."
As to political party, the post is "apolitical," so there is no party affiliation.
Lol the use of wanker here is 10/10
As to political party, the post is "apolitical," so there is no party affiliation.
We already know there's like a 90% chance it's a Republican, even without knowing that this is rural North Dakota.
Confirmed
From back before he was mayor: 'Alderman Tom Ross disagreed. “Obviously, since I’m the only one up on the dais without a face mask, I’m going to speak to the other side,” he said.'
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ffs, personal shit on personal devices, work shit on work devices. That way you don't fat finger dick picks to colleagues.
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Why is this grounds for resignation? He clearly said he sent it by accident.
Could happen to anyone.
Are you also jacking it at work in your lunch break?
It’s like pooping, why would I wait until I got home if I could be paid to do it at the office?
Do you record yourself pooping?
Do you not?
Who are you texting your poop videos that might mistakenly go to a co-worker?
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Sure he SAID it was an accident, AFTER she reacted with outrage. Then he tried to shut her up. That's the behavior of someone who's gotten away with this behavior before, probably with women who were in a more vulnerable position. She wound up filing for sexual harassment, so this may be the tip of the iceberg for his behavior. It's what she had evidence for.
Eh, people regularly get fired for way less than whacking it in the bathroom and accidentally sending the video to coworkers. Besides I'm of the opinion that the mayor should be held to higher standards not lower ones.
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Couldn't happen to anyone that doesn't masturbate on their lunch break.
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pulled himself out of office Wednesday
Should I post this to software gore?
Oh wow I thought that was multiple screenshots...
I heartily endorse switching to a browser with built-in adblockers (even just specifically for viewing news websites).
Three Partial headlines are shown, what more do you want? 😤
lunch-break masturbation
Oh of course! Sandwich, milkshake, masturbate. That's lunch break, right?
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Lol, he even looks a little like Louis C.K.
You gotta wonder what the fuck was going through that idiot's head. If you want to end your career, just resign. You don't actually have to do something like this first.
You gotta wonder what the fuck was going through that idiot's head
Probably lead particles and ivermectin
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Let ye who has not sent a masturbation video to a city attorney cast the first stone.
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This sounds like something a Republican would do.
Apparently he's nonpartisan, at least according to this daily beast article And while I agree with you to an extent, the REAL Republican thing to do would be to not resign, and try to blame the city attorney for hacking his phone.
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Oh so a man can't jerk it at work now? What if he was on a break? Accidents happen.
/S
Without reading the article, I think I have a better than 50/50 chance at guessing the mayor’s political party.
technically a 'non partisan' office, but my guess is the same as youRs.
The bar is so low and these guys still clothesline themselves somehow
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Male 'mistakes'
Im a male, with a job, and had 0 accidents. Am I doing something wrong?
You're juste using proper numeric hygiene by locking your phone when you masturbate during lunch breaks. Like everyone ought to.
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Why is everyone doing sex stuff over zoom of all places
They aren’t..the Canadian was changing from joggers to his work clothes and left a camera on so I’m not even sure why that got collected into masturbating. Unless people here are so unfamiliar with the naked body they don’t know these are separate things.
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Amateur. You're supposed to blame Chinese hackers paid for by George Soros, and go on like nothing happened.
Personally, I've only sent videos that I've intended. Typos, sure that's understandable as autocorrect can be a true bastard at the worst moments; after reading the article, something about the situation makes me wonder if he intentionally sent this video and was hoping for a different response after she received his wank video. It's hard to accidentally send lewd content to another person if you are being diligent about checking if you've selected the right recipient (always verify the receiver before sending lewd content). Good for the City Attorney for calling this man out on this alleged mistake.
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He MUST have been a Democrat! REPUBLICANS would PROMOTE someone who Shows THOSE types of Family Loving Values!
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