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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (3 children)

lunch-break masturbation

Oh of course! Sandwich, milkshake, masturbate. That's lunch break, right?

[–] JayleneSlide@lemmy.world 15 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Wait, isn't this how everyone does WFH lunch?

[–] marker2002@midwest.social 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I knew I was forgetting something... Need to find my blender.

[–] faultyproboscus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 hours ago

...For the milkshake, right?

[–] jagged_circle 5 points 20 hours ago

Is this sarcasm? Its pretty normal.

What's not normal is recording a video of it and sending that video to a coworker. That's the part that's not ok

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gotta put a nice topping on that shake!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not in favor of it/can't speak from experience, but wouldn't it work better on the sandwich?

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Depends on how much you care about stealth.