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North Dakota mayor resigns after texting lunch-break masturbation video to city attorney (nypost.com)
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[–] Red_October@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (3 children)

You gotta wonder what the fuck was going through that idiot's head. If you want to end your career, just resign. You don't actually have to do something like this first.

[–] Lawdoggo@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You gotta wonder what the fuck was going through that idiot's head

Probably lead particles and ivermectin

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

He is covid free now though!

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

Wonder if he thought there was something going on between them so he decided to escalate it to the "How can she resist a guy jerking off?" level.