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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

Rules

  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.

Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.

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The downside of everything being federated is that it's really easy to listen in. Make sure to keep yourself anonymous online!

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[–] bstix@feddit.dk 36 points 18 hours ago

It's Nicole, isn't it?

[–] ThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uk 8 points 17 hours ago

Sounds like someone who was big into monitoring would say.

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 78 points 1 day ago (2 children)

These are public forums. Anyone can look what's going on here.

This is not a private space.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

This is my private place. Eveything is neat and clean.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

I wish I could say the same. Tissues and lotion everywhere.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No one can read this comment but you and me...

Right?

[–] ohshit604@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] meekah@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

surprised pikachu

[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Thats why you make an account with no info attached to you. And run a vpn. Not fool proof, but better than nothing

[–] Maiq@lemy.lol 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Remember to avoid the ask lemmy posts like:

Whats your favorite pets name, what street did you grow up on, do you like cut or uncut, etc...

[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago

Depends on my mood. Ive never had uncut but am curious. I’m half cut (shaft-wise direction)

[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 3 points 21 hours ago

Something like Tor, and a proper education in keeping identities compartmentalized would be more appropriate for a use-case where someone is trying to maintain anonymity. VPN is mostly only good for a bit of wifi security and piracy.

[–] rippermonty@feddit.uk 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

How does a vpn help with anonymity?

[–] ohshit604@sh.itjust.works 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

IP address won’t report back to your home country, reputable VPN providers will fight to protect your anonymity because they know once they accommodate law enforcement their business will tank.

[–] fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com 173 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Dear NSA, I'm the CEO of antifa. Please direct all questions and inquiries below. Thanks.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 110 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Dear CEO of antifa, I'm the CEO of the NSA. How do you pronounce "antifa"? We've been really struggling in our meetings. Best regards.

[–] dan00@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago

Its shorthand for “antifascism”. You pronounce it the same without the “scism”. As head of NSA you should know how to say fascism pretty well I think.

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 109 points 1 day ago

Dear CEO of NSA,

it’s pronounced Elon Musk is a domestic terrorist.

Best regards, Founding members of Antifa

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I didn’t realize there were alternate pronunciations. Is this like gif level arguments at the NSA meetings?

What are the pronunciations?

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Aunt Tifa vs anti-Fa (a longer way to run)

[–] mogranja@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Upvote for the reference

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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 120 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you are doing anything that's publicly visible, you're not anonymous.

[–] absentrevision@lemm.ee 41 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (10 children)

That's not quite true, although technically in this case you would be pseudononymous.

You can use Lemmy at opsec level 4-5:

http://blog.nowherejezfoltodf4jiyl6r56jnzintap5vyjlia7fkirfsnfizflqd.onion/opsec/index.html

Register an email over tor browser, use that to verify a Lemmy account over tor browser, only ever access over tor browser. Be mindful of what you say and post.

http://blog.nowherejezfoltodf4jiyl6r56jnzintap5vyjlia7fkirfsnfizflqd.onion/opsec/anonemail/index.html

On graphene you can also install always-on orbot/invizible in a seperate profile or private space and use apps like Voyager

Note: some instances like.world block tor users.

dbzer0, Lem.ee, and mander.xyz I know are cool with it

Here are some other options for anonymous email:

https://onionmail.org/ https://tuta.com/ https://mailfence.com/ https://www.guerrillamail.com/ https://yopmail.com/en/email-generator (Generate Randomly an Anonymous Email for Free) https://nbox.notif.me/ (Free Anonymous and Private Disposable Address Provider) https://addy.io/ (Open-source Anonymous Email Forwarding) https://www.secure-email.org/ https://maildrop.cc/ https://www.mailinator.com/ https://www.secure-email.org/ https://librem.one/ https://flashbox.5july.org/ (Flashbox - Anonymous Disposable Email) https://user.disroot.org/pwm/public/newuser (Disroot) https://www.throwawaymail.com/ https://nbox.notif.me/ (Anonymous, Private, Free) http://csmail3thcskmzvjicww3qdkvrhb6pb5s7zjqtb3gdst6guby2stsiqd.onion/ (cs.email - Disposable Temporary E-Mail Address) http://torbox36ijlcevujx7mjb4oiusvwgvmue7jfn2cvutwa6kl6to3uyqad.onion/ (TorBox) http://6n5nbusxgyw46juqo3nt5v4zuivdbc7mzm74wlhg7arggetaui4yp4id.onion/src/register.php (Morke) http://mail2torjgmxgexntbrmhvgluavhj7ouul5yar6ylbvjkxwqf6ixkwyd.onion/ (Mail2Tor) http://2nxpboa3ya52j5au4gxwkdt4nxoh5g4y4f3tuqedlza46y35jmv6doid.onion/ (SecretMail) http://ovhcd6qhuz22bid42pw7unwfqf7i55rghb5x62q4kxchjnk2gz2ot6id.onion/ (Hobe Onion Mail) http://5nm4mdhzyfbif6i5qv3kh4i7j2trlbuvujsencsqn55opaa3d6qhfcqd.onion/ (Hidden Mail Onion Server) https://onionmail.org/ (Clearnet) http://pflujznptk5lmuf6xwadfqy6nffykdvahfbljh7liljailjbxrgvhfid.onion/ (Onion Mail) http://en.vzoc4aylgsqwexe6okjbz2ix5atgdv5xyibnkcekmtg4u23syz6a7rid.onion/ (OnionMail) http://j3bv7g27oramhbxxuv6gl3dcyfmf44qnvju3offdyrap7hurfprq74qd.onion/ (adunanza Onion Mail) http://eot3almpracnkz7gz3r5yr3qaymngqsrmvbica2shw5zuc52az2gxoqd.onion/ (Dozaru Onion Mail) http://2nxpboa3ya52j5au4gxwkdt4nxoh5g4y4f3tuqedlza46y35jmv6doid.onion/ (Systemli) https://www.systemli.org/en/ (Systemli Clearnet) http://fozdean5ayswi6jtseg2fgyysqt3dskoosmoc6gnqia4dxwxiuvg3oad.onion/ | Underworld.dog Onion Email"

[–] Nocomment@reddthat.com 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Aren’t there instances that don’t require e-mail verification?

[–] tasty_sand@lemmy.doesnotexist.club 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

There are at least 67 instances which don't require email verification (though a few of those instances have closed registration).

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 1 day ago

Pretty sure hexbear was one, the original admin bailed as soon as Trump got elected and they were really big on the don't vote trend.

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I don’t think they really need to run an instance to conduct surveillance on the Fediverse. Maybe it makes things easier, but a lot of this is public anyway. Just because Google isn’t putting a lot of this in search results yet doesn’t mean it can’t be scraped by people who are interested in scraping it.

[–] delusion@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 9 hours ago

Running free instances is a) way easier if you're a government, and b) gives you important moderation control.

Also, a government running an instance that allows and promotes material that is very critical of said government could very well happen. It might sound contradictory, but allows for future control over "problematic" movements, if the need ever occurs.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah but the traffic from scraping other instances is going to get noticed real quickly, whereas a small instance federating with everyone else isn't really suspicious.

[–] towerful@programming.dev 14 points 1 day ago

Doesn't even have to be an instance.
Custom code that runs the pubsub protocol... Without publishing anything.
Everything is open.
Unless instance admins find the ~~pub~~sub instance suspicious and defederate it, at which point it won't be able to receive posts/comments

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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 43 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I consider Lemmy to be more pseudonymous. Which is to say, I am practically anonymous to most users, but it wouldn’t take much for someone with resources to pester my instance into giving up my IP.

The content of my posts, comments, and votes is intentionally public information.

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As is tradition.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I use NoScript and uBlock. For this page, there are eighteen different scripts that want to run, but I only allow the two that seem necessary for basic functionality.

Apart from using Tor and allowing zero scripts to run, we have little hope of even pseudo-anonymity on the internet, and increasingly in our every-day lives.

We, as a people, tolerate the surveillance state as long as they increase the surveillance incrementally over generations, distract us with shiny toys, and keep us fighting amongst ourselves over irrelevant subjects.

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[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago

Dear Feds, My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're reading this comment, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was… astounded. I… I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess… I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated s-icide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Will do, Francis Bacon Tumminowson III of Wilburville, Kentucky!

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Probably, there are also bots on lemmy already bcz it's grown quite a bit. They are definitely trying to direct the conversation as well.

[–] misteloct@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

That reminds me of the time I bought a CyberTruck, my other IRL Lemmy friends thought I was super cool for buying a CyberTruck. Basically everyone on Lemmy owns a CyberTruck. Really great financing rates for CyberTruck, am I right guys?

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[–] imnotafish@midwest.social 9 points 1 day ago

I’m in the US and joined a leftist instance. I hide in plain sight lol

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