P00ptart

I always just picture that annoying little kid that everyone knew on the playground. "Nuh uh! I have a mirror vest that deflects laser rounds! And it has a ballistic vest underneath to stop bullets! I have laser guided bullets that found the weak spot in your laser!"

So that Godzilla tail slide IS a real move!

What do you call the whole in the top of a Humvee where a gunner sits? It's a turret.

It has a literal turret just above that.

He's that shitty kid at the playground that makes shit up mid-game. "Nuh uh, I have a mirror vest that makes me immune to lasers!"

A lot of CEOs have had security teams for ages. Like UHC said themselves, they get death threats all the time.

That's not what that meant at all. Just deposits of cash over $600.

Well that ain't going anywhere for a while.

You're talking one way, right? It wouldn't even take that long if all you need to do is make sure it gets to space and doesn't come back.

Ruin*

It's the one in DC that the airliner hit the helicopter.

Not recently lol.