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[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol, not entirely inaccurate. From the Wikipedia for Latchley kid

The term latchkey kid became commonplace in the 1970s and 1980s to describe members of Generation X who, according to a 2004 marketing study, "went through its all-important, formative years as one of the least parented, least nurtured generations in U.S. history." Latchkey kids were prevalent during this time, a result of increased divorce rates and increased maternal participation in the workforce at a time before childcare options outside the home were widely available.[6][7][8][9] These latchkey children, referred to as "day orphans" in the 1984 documentary, To Save Our Children to Save Our Schools, mainly came from middle or upper-class homes. The higher the educational attainment of the parents, the higher the odds the children of this time would be latchkey kids.[10][11]

Nowadays, if my mother was a black woman giving me the responsibilities she did, they would've arrested her ass.

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[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 56 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Boomer is a state of mine.

You kids will one day be like this. You'll slowly find it creeping up on you in your older age, and eventually you wake up one day not understanding the young generation and you'll be thinking to yourself "Gosh, those darn kids and their perfidious pranks they play on us. But at least its a nice day to go outside and grill grillman "

[–] SunriseParabellum@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Ha! That will never happen to me, I'll always be hip!

opens Tik Tok

I'm sorry, what the fuck?

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Mmm icecream so good, yes yes yes, gang gang.

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What's especially funny to me is that woman is Quebecoise and occasionally stops her robotic chant to yell at her kid in French

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[–] ElGosso@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've been like that since I was ten years old squidward-nochill

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ElGosso@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

At least you grill grillman grill

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No way, I'm gonna keep on rockin' forever

Forever

Forever

Forever...

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sweet Child O' Mine slowly plays in the distance, fading away until nothing but the soft wind rustling the golden waves of seed-bearing grass stalks across the desolate fields

[–] buh@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

sweet child o' mine (slowed + reverb)

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[–] xj9@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

DO NOT FUCK WITH ME I WAS NEGLECTED BY MY PARENTS I WAS BEATEN AS A CHILD AND I TURNED OUT FINE

is everyone in the west raised in an abusive home or what? at least millenials got participation trophies. that's probably the thing that saved them. until they discovered toast..

[–] DrCrustacean@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

is everyone in the west raised in an abusive home or what?

I don't know how universal it is, but where I'm from people brag about having a rough upbringing like it's a badge of honor. It leads to a really silly culture where people feel a social pressure to exaggerate and mythologize their childhoods as a series of legendary conquests. You'll notice in OPs image that the event that they endured was spending a day playing with a sprinkler and then eating a sandwich at the neighbor's house.

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

a day playing with a sprinkler and then eating a sandwich at the neighbor's house.

This was the Gen X equivalent of Normandy Beach

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[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

From personal experience yes

[–] PandaBearGreen@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The amount of times as a child that a kids dad coming home was a reason to leave was too damn high.

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[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

DO NOT FUCK WITH ME I WAS NEGLECTED BY MY PARENTS I WAS BEATEN AS A CHILD AND I TURNED OUT FINE

upvotes and reddit-logo gold intensify

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Yo what kind of fucking childhood did this freak have?

[–] heiferlips@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s my childhood to a tee.

Mostly wandered the streets during summertime. No cable, no video games, so I went outside when I woke up, played with the neighborhood kids til the streetlights came on or someone’s parent came outside and hollered for us to get our ass home. Drank water from the hosebibb at whatever house we were in front of at the time. I wandered the bushes around our place with a bolt action .22 or my BB gun. I had a key to let myself in/out. At least twice I had adults tell me that they were there to pick me up and take me home. I rode my bike for miles unsupervised, five, six miles from home.

That’s a pretty boomer way to phrase all that shit, but the facts are mostly correct.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Time to pack it up grandpa.

spoilerI'm a millennial so I have no right to talk.

[–] heiferlips@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

That’s right it’s feeding time at the home and it’s pudding night, so I gtg.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

I'm like dead-center millennial and this is an extremely exaggerated and stupid-to-brag-about, but not completely wrong, version of my childhood.

This person's just doing the "father I cannot click the book" joke because gen xrs are boomers.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The childhood where there was still lead in the gas I guess

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[–] ElGosso@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This sounds like a totally normal childhood and like the lamest possible thing you could brag about.

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[–] SunriseParabellum@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

Apparently in the 80 parenting got more hands off cuz it was the first time having both parents work full time became really common and nobody really knew how to deal with children in that situation so a lot of parents kinda just let their kids be vagrants till they got home.

Both my parents experienced this, my mom says she would just wander around her home town for hours.

[–] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the kind their failing mind remembers poorly and their vanity fills in the blanks

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[–] buh@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

kind of jealous tbh, I had the exact opposite upbringing and I feel like it's part of why I'm fucked up and terminally online

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[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Perfect example of this mentality: the Adam Sandler movie Pixels, it's a fucking Gen X pride film about how boomers suck because they grew up before video game and we millenials suck too because our video games are bullshit but Gen X are the baddest dudes who ever lived because they played Pac-Man and Donkey Kong

I'm not even exaggerating, that's the whole movie

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

The garbage fire known as "Ready Player One" is a hand-crafted power fantasy to make cishet white freeze-gamer of a very exact Gen-X age feel superior because they are perfectly aligned to win the billionaire's fortune and rule the dystopian world with their 80s trivia and Bideo Bame skills.

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[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I hope they know everyone under 35 lumps gen x and boomers as almost the same people

They’re genuinely the most forgettable gen (after silents). No one but gen xers think of gen xers as tough. Emotionally unavailable people that need therapy, maybe, but that doesn’t make you tough

[–] Big_Bob@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The vast majority of Gen X men I've met have been borderline dysfunctional. I've never seen a gen X dude make a decent meal from scratch without fucking up.

Gen Xers have had the absolute strangest brainworms about gender, prescribing strict gender codes for other men, while being completely unable to live up to their own standards.

Most Gen X men are useless in the kitchen, helpless in raising their own children and too self absorbed to notice the absolute state of themselves.

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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does Gen X realize that Millenials were brought up the same way?

Like holy shit dawg we had the same neglectful parents. No need to brag.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There were still some ladders that weren't yet kicked down after they graduated.

That leaves them enough material conditional room (and lead in their brains from when they were born) to be junior Boomers. grillman

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Millennials are truly the chosen generation

Born late enough to avoid a brain full of lead and know how to use a computer
Born early enough to avoid a brain full of plastic and know how to use a computer

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Born early enough to avoid a brain full of plastic

If only that plastic didn't apply to us in cumulative way like a sort of lead that was never phased out. homer-bye

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[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

Your brain really does turn to mush over a certain age, huh?

[–] axont@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is Gen X the one that lives with the bald wheelchair guy in the mansion and they fight magnet man

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[–] neo@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Personally, I find the whole being a flag bearer for an age cohort thing to be very hokey and needlessly distracting from the actual class warfare that we are constantly losing to the capitalist class.

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[–] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

For a bunch of people that commend the rough 'n tough lifestyle, why prevent walkable cities that teach independence at such an early age AND reduce reliance on technology?

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Because walking is communism. The actual solution is to give driver's licenses to children as young as 6 years old so they can experience true freedom.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Because car go vroom vroom and cities are full of them. us-foreign-policy

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[–] Nightcastle@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The only thing that I'm impressed with myself over the youth is that for a brief time we somehow found the people we were going to meet at an event without sending signals into space to send messages to transponders to find each other, everything else about being gen x sucks and we lost that ability.

[–] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Drinking leaded water out of the garden hose. Can’t imagine what happened to their brains

[–] Spike@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

This sounds like parody. Formally trained in something by the time they were 2???

Anyway all Gen X'ers are gonna do is sing Smells Like Teen Spirit and be sad in the corner

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gen X was the original heated-gamer-moment

This might as well be their signature copypasta.

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[–] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

They also fought an evil telekinetic test tube baby trapped in an alternate dimension with their group of friends in a small town in Iowa.

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[–] hexi@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why would that be on a millenial's post? Why not a gen x post?

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[–] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Where did the whole "we drank water from a garden hose and lived" thing start? Almost every boomer meme mentions it.

I see people (younguns and myself included) drinking from garden hoses all the time. How did it become a badge of virtue for boomers/genX?

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