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[–] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 20 points 5 days ago
[–] tunisandwich@lemmy.vg 26 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

"My daughter has been just itching to meet you!"

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[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 33 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I think Mutiny, Heresy, and Larceny would work.

Omg you’re right these would be cute names. Especially Larceny

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 18 points 6 days ago
[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 29 points 6 days ago

Isis was a pretty name

My next D&D campaign is going to have a character named Mendacious in charge of a prominent faction. Language nerds will know he's a traitor right off the bat

[–] caboose2006@lemm.ee 18 points 6 days ago

Omelette is a good name for a cat

[–] Fish@midwest.social 27 points 6 days ago
[–] CrustyCrinkles@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Violence, especially if said in a french accent. Also, Malaria and Ebola for twins.

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[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 days ago
[–] Gronk@aussie.zone 21 points 6 days ago
[–] spongeborgcubepants@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago
[–] spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Honestly, Seven isn't a bad sounding name.

[–] thmnwlf@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Seven of Nine is the real deal

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Akasazh 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] braxy29@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)
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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (5 children)

Labia sounds like a nice name. Though more for a country than a person.

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[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's a couple of characters from Elden Ring and also the current First Lady, right?

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[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)
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[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

In a similar vein, Macadamia. So many good nickname opportunities.

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[–] mrslt@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago
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[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Lmao, the comments are like a Key & Peele skit.

My answer: Asbestos

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[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 17 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Chasity is an existing creepy one.

Prudence
Goodfaith
Temperance
Obedience
Sexwon't

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 days ago (6 children)

I have met multiple people called Prudence

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[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 12 points 6 days ago
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[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 days ago

diarrhea

….. cha cha cha

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)
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[–] calamaja@feddit.org 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I once met a "Candida". Candida is some kind of yeast and causes fungal infections 🦠

[–] Patch@feddit.uk 10 points 6 days ago

I know a Candida!

It's actually surprisingly a relatively common uncommon name. Crops up a lot in certain Catholic communities as it's Latin for "white".

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 11 points 6 days ago

Odette is a good alternative for the name Omelette

[–] medusa@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago

True story. Went to middle school with a girl who had an American mother and a Vietnamese father. His English was passable, but he was far from fluent. He wanted to give his daughter a pretty English word that he liked the sound of: Diarrhea.

Their last name was Ng. Her name would have literally been "Diarrhea-Ing"

Fortunately, her mother put a stop to that and "Stephanie" was forever thankful.

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[–] nevermind@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago

Nausea

Malaena

Ovary

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