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[–] Gurei@sh.itjust.works 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Indicates how many seashells were installed in each room.

[–] sicarius@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The one on the right are for users of these

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And the left is for bicyclists?

[–] sicarius@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

That would make sense, yes, let's go with that.

[–] Deepus@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago

Yeah, so im gonna need three of these.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I assume the left is two nuts. The right is a head over two boobs.

Stupidly cryptic, though.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 34 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Oh man I thought left was boobs and right was dick and balls.

[–] wombledomble@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

one brother lies... the other one tells the truth(they both can lie)

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

that's what I thought. which is why the whole thing is dumb. just have the fucking stick figures you don't need to be cute with the restrooms.

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[–] sprittytinkles@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I was thinking "Men have 2 holes, women have 3."

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[–] Splenetic@lemm.ee 24 points 6 days ago

Men, who have 2 testes go left, while women who have 3 testes go right. Wait...

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Men have two holes, woman three. I assume it is that dumb.

[–] Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Wait until they learn about the urethra... And nostrils... And ears... And the millions of pores on our skin...

[–] tacobellhop@midwest.social 4 points 6 days ago

Wait til you hear that eye of newt is just mustard seeds.

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 15 points 6 days ago (3 children)

IMO:

They're gender-neutral. The two and three on the door are so that people can be told which one needs work.

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[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The left one is easy, it's boobs. Which means you're allowed if you have man boobs.

The other one is for people with 3 nipples.

[–] Kwyjibo1@lemmy.myserv.one 7 points 6 days ago

There's a sink. Problem solved.

[–] gingersaffronapricat@lemm.ee 7 points 6 days ago

Choose the door that looks the most like the sweaty imprint your groin leaves on the bench

2 bowls per stall vs 3 bowls per stall. Depends on the size of your friend group.

[–] HappinessPill@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's very worrying, does the US already started to sorting humans by the amount of balls they have?

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 3 points 6 days ago

My cousin's husband is pissing in the sink then, after his operation for testicular cancer left him in the "none of the above" category.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Which ever one has the couches man, we need the couches.

[–] alltomorrowsregrets@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 days ago

shit, how did i add lemmy on signal?????

[–] comrade19@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

This stuff is frustrating when you're drunk at some hipster bar, and gotta go real bad but first you've got to decipher the hieroglyphics. I wish they had standards like emergency exits so you don't piss yourself looking for the right toilet.

[–] drascus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

But wait your already in the bathroom right? I mean what are those sinks about?

[–] fff45667@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago

I'm guessing just rooms 1 (not pictured), 2, and 3, purely for administrative purposes, because as gendering options this doesn't make sense.

[–] dick_fineman@discuss.online 5 points 6 days ago

Instructions unclear; pissed on corner.

[–] WhatSay@slrpnk.net 5 points 6 days ago

This is like choosing a door on squid games

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