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[–] Trollception@sh.itjust.works 14 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

The heck kind of windows did that? Never heard of the photos app doing either of those things, especially sending emails without your permission.

Yea... /r/thathappened

[–] embed_me@programming.dev 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

It's a joke I laughed (Linux user)

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 64 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (10 children)

I like the part where windows selects a random media you have in your web browser tabs to show on the lock screen. No way that could go badly for someone.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

I'm certain they do this maliciously.

[–] Trollception@sh.itjust.works 5 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Source? Never heard of this before.

[–] anthropozaen@feddit.org 9 points 23 hours ago

I had this once, and I don't know why and how it happened. I live in a shared flat, otherwise I wouldn't care. Ever since I use a veracrypt to store such stuff, so that it doesn't happen ever again.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

What the actual fuck. You know, I lock the screen because I don't want people to see what I am doing.

My work machine occasionally displays the contents of the active cell in Excel over the lockscreen. I can't imagine this going wrong. It's somewhat rare but I'm ready to take photos the next time it happens, could yield some bug bounty.

[–] Gremour@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Cinnamon DE does that on my Linux system.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

doesn't bother me because anyone snooping deserves to be traumatized. However, it's linux, I'm sure there's a setting for that.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

There's no less than two GUI for that setting, because the two devs got mad at each other and forked it. Only one GUI actually work, but it's not the one that your distro ships with. Once you manage to compile the right GUI, you'll find that in your version, because you didn't get the optional libs from an obscure Russian website that's been static since 2007, it only works if you run it right after killing the screensaver timing process. Otherwise you have to edit an undocumented .config file, and do it everytime you reboot your system... Unless you remember that there's a special variant of vi to edit the screensaver config file.

/s

I love Linux, but sometimes I don't feel the love go both ways.

[–] TheFANUM@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

This is 100% bullshit. Zero of this is accurate. Cinnamon IS a fork of gnome 3 but that's it

Don't lie on the Internet for attention. It's embarrassing

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

This is 100% bullshit. Zero of this is accurate. Cinnamon IS a fork of gnome 3 but that's it

Don't lie on the Internet for attention. It's embarrassing

Uh dude, did you notice the "/s"? It's not lying, it's sarcasm

[–] Gremour@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Yeah, found it under screensaver settings, 2nd tab.

[–] coronach@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 day ago

Wait, seriously?!

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 6 points 1 day ago

but why tho

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[–] Emil@lemmy.sdf.org 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I love that anons can't realize that this is obviously fake and intentional to make you paranoid enough to make the unix/linux swap. Windows recall is here. This post is fake for now...but it's a matter of time folks

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 78 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Those saying it's not a real thing, it kind of is but not as how green text suggests. My dad, for reasons, had certain images of a flirtatious neighbor (uuuuugghhh!!) and also had a OneDrive app on his phone for work which has a habit of deciding quite randomly what to share.

According to him, which do take this with a grain of salt, OneDrive shared these photos not just with IT at his job, but frequently threatened to share the images with contacts. Also, his Alexa app got in on the fun and displayed the images to his echo show... I needed eye bleach.

Can this be done on PC? Y'know, plausible. I've had windows randomly make porn my wallpaper before, and that was in my spare drive and in a folder labeled 2005 tax info. And that wasn't even recent, who knows now.

[–] Trollception@sh.itjust.works 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Lol okay sure. That never happened, oh hey want to buy this portable black hole I've got in my garage?

[–] Clanket@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

A grain of salt? I'll take this with a bag of salt if you don't mind

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Technologically impaired pervy old people and Windows are always a bad mix.

I was once the trigger to fire an old accounting guy from a company because I was helping him do something with a cloud feature of office and a porn notification showed up. He had inadvertently installed some notifications from a porn website.

After the awkwardest silence in history I had to inform him that I needed to report that to management. He just said, ok.

IT later discovered that he was not only watching porn on company time. He was also taking creep pictures of female coworkers and saving them to the company gdrive. Upon further inspection, he was not only a pervert, he was also embezzling money. We had to file several criminal charges against him.

I guess the old adage of 'break only one law at a time' holds true. If he weren't a pervert we never would've noticed the stealing.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

Yup! Actually, it's not just old age, alcohol played a part too. Old + alcohol + Microsoft's intrusive policies do lead to problems. Didn't lose a job though, since it was clearly a mistake and he didn't technically violate any rule. At the same workplace though, yhere was a guy who worked with the police department who did diddle kids, and they found out in a similar way (though that guy did kill himself though before going to court).

[–] suite403@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I worked Apple support for a while and I'd have people call in convinced of the craziest things about their devices.

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's an entire bag of manure

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

with how thoroughly I've seen my friends and family fuck up their pcs, the above story does not surprise me at all. I myself have had obscure issues with windows that other people find unbelievable.

[–] easily3667@lemmus.org 1 points 22 hours ago

Agreed, i literally can't imagine being so computer illiterate as to make the described events happen.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 121 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I once lived somewhere I was sharing wifi with the neighbors, any time I'd right click on some porn Windows would give the option to stream it to their smart tv, I could not figure out how to disable it so this no longer happens.

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Did it only offer this for porn?

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 19 points 1 day ago

that is a much less interesting tech anomaly

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[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 136 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Back when I was a kid we downloaded Napster and shared everything. Now the tech giants are Reverse-Napster and sharing everyone

[–] bonaqo@lemm.ee 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Seriously since when Windowd does this ? Asking for a friend so they don't accidentally send me their porn.

[–] kamiheku@sopuli.xyz 33 points 2 days ago

Obviously it doesn't

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