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If your username would predict the way you die, how will it happen? (lemm.ee)

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[–] Menschlicher_Fehler@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago

Death by human error... sounds about right.

[–] ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I'm not sure of the details but hazmat will be involved and it'll probably make the news.

[–] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

Someone finally writes my name in that death note.

[–] MyDarkestTimeline01@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

Well shit.

[–] Zonetrooper@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Struck by railgun fire.

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 3 points 2 days ago

If it's literal, I have a very, very, very long life of space travel ahead of me.

If it's in the Carl Sagan metaphorical 'we are star stuff' sense, then it could literally be anything.

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

Some of you may die, but that's a price I'm willing to pay.

[–] AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

I'll be killed by a bunch of odd, possibly shapeless movie props.

[–] Wolf314159@startrek.website 3 points 2 days ago

A space battle with transcendental Borg Spheres.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 day ago

you ever see those pictures of birds with their guts exposed and it being full of plastic?

thats this benzing ring (plastic)

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

On an intelligent journey.

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Heart attack while Internet browsing from my favorite location

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

My nemesis showed up.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 3 points 2 days ago

oh oh... I'm in danger.

[–] Maram@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Suicide I guess.

[–] bacon_saber@fedia.io 3 points 2 days ago

An epic duel. Maybe somebody loses a hand, idk

[–] buffysummers@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Saving the world a lot.

[–] HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

Hatchet + cannibalism seems likely

[–] megane_kun@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

A horrible accident involving a pair of eyeglasses.

[–] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

A human centipede but made of weasels

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Saving the life of an infant/child from some type of shit show.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

Either a fight with a massive reptile or lethal attraction to a strong light source, not sure

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Stayed up multiple nights in a row and accidently ran into traffic having some kind of psychotic break.

[–] jumbonipples@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Ummmm I get smothered maybe? Idk or they rise up in numbers and kill me some other way.

[–] ShawiniganHandshake@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Choked to death by the Canadian Prime Minister.

[–] ManWithH0Name@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

His name is Candy and he has a good shot.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 points 2 days ago

Suicide.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 day ago

Suicide.

[–] BobbyShmurda@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Shmurdered Murdered....

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Knowing my luck, probably cancer.

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

I guess at 2:13 in the morning/night.

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

anonymously

[–] Wobble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

I get murder suicided

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Not sure how but I will be underground, nostalgic and depressed when I do.

[–] thezeesystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Working in a server system and it falls on me, if there's a afterlife I'll see the name of system was named "zee"

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I've played enough roguelikes I'm primed to expect an excruciatingly detailed accounting of my own death now. Unfortunately, that's not mentioned in any religion.

[–] imnapr@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 days ago

Napping with a kat?

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

To flick snot, you gotta pick your nose.

Let's just say I delved too geedily and too deep and started brain pickin'.

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[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago

I have a heart attack after getting pissed off, at some sort of station.

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

A sloth, so I'm sure it will be a slow death.

[–] forrgott@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

That's a good question...

[–] BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

I’ve still got some time, but now I’m afraid… very afraid

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 days ago

I guess I'll be rebooted by Mindy until I'm too powerful for the universe... or my windchimes fall off.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Beheaded by the monarch of shitty vehicles.

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