Alcoholism.
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I am hereby consigned and sentenced to death by royal order of his majesty Dominus Thrax, hero of all.
I really shouldn't be such a contrarian, especially when it comes to faustian deals with magical deep space clones...
Nihilistic fruit
Mine unlocks the cheat codes from Jedi knight 2. So probably dismembered by jedi or sith spawns
I choke to death while alone, try to self heimlich and fail. My body is found half eaten by my cats with my cold, dead hand still clutching the offending cheese toastie.
Digimon incident. I might cringe if I were alive to care.
hmmm...
I'll leave it to you, reader, to guess the "where" it is cast
I'm already gone...
Brake failure on a mountain road.
Obesity, and bounciness.
Boiled alive
Well... I can tell you who didn't do it.
By a spear, then repawn after 3 days
Did I see you on the interstate?
Bolstering national faith?
Overwhelming millions every day!
No idea
Death by simulation crashing.
Or if going by the actual username and not the display name: Death By Air Conditioner Crashing On My Head Beacause I'm Too Indecisive To Choose Anything
spoiler
Aka: The Chidi Death
....that last step will be a doozy.
It will be a hell of a party!
Well, my username is because I got tired of a website only allowing you to set opening all links in new tabs if you had an account, so it might be hard to die by internet tab. I also religiously close tabs as soon as I'm done, so I never have that many open. If we can loosen the rules: drowns by bad genie wish in tab cola.
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A very large child does something in such a way that I would die.
So many ways...
exit 0
Ouch...
Chopped into several large pieces. But it will be awesome.
Idk, i wouldn't see it coming
Like mathematician August Ferdinand Möbius, at 77, in Leipzig?
In front of my PC without anyone noticing until days later
Yes, please. 52 years old, and dying after one super night.
Tree fall maybe?
Jaywalking.
I’ll donate so much to research I won’t have money to eat?
Burned at the stake, hanged, crushed, or drowned. Plenty of options.
I cant die because some asshole cup threw me off a cliff and turned me into a Hylander.
Well I'm named for a fictional character I wrote about. so presumably she comes to life and for some reason tries to kill me
Pulverized and set adrift as an interstellar cloud