I dont't know lulz
this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2025
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Or being thrown out of a second story window during karate lessons.
Something the Scooby gang could have prevented.
Painfully, I'd assume
In some sketchy den with a khajiit
I am hereby consigned and sentenced to death by royal order of his majesty Dominus Thrax, hero of all.
I really shouldn't be such a contrarian, especially when it comes to faustian deals with magical deep space clones...
With a bang
Alone in my apartment and nobody checks on me for not responding, because I stopped responding long before.
Uhhhh.
Drive errors would pile up on critical systems because they didn't filesystem check themselves before they filesystem wrecked themselves
I probably say something
And it gets me in trouble
Digimon incident. I might cringe if I were alive to care.
A Japanese Math Rock band murders me
I am very satisfied with this outcome
Oh, no…
I cant die because some asshole cup threw me off a cliff and turned me into a Hylander.
Died in a rocket accident and quickloads didn't work
Some of you may die, but that's a price I'm willing to pay.
Pulverized and set adrift as an interstellar cloud
🤷♂️
Well, my username is because I got tired of a website only allowing you to set opening all links in new tabs if you had an account, so it might be hard to die by internet tab. I also religiously close tabs as soon as I'm done, so I never have that many open. If we can loosen the rules: drowns by bad genie wish in tab cola.
If you have a mouse, try Ctrl+left click or maybe click the mouse wheel. If it's a touchscreen, try long-pressing a link to get your new tab option.
And now you don't need an account for that site. Have a nice account death?
I just got tired of always middle-clicking because I would inevitably forget to, close the tab I was using, and get annoyed. I actually ended up needing to post on that site eventually, so the account has purpose now, at least.
So many ways...
Guess I run into traffic, yelling and waving at the taxi that just deliberately passed me by. Then I get hit by a truck.
You wouldn't understand
Self Explanatory actually.
Brake failure on a mountain road.
Sleeping with the fishes
Death by snu snu? Not really how I wanted to go -- unless it kills both of us.
Ceasefire Violation?
Whatever it is, it's going to be the subject of several YouTube documentaries.
you ever see those pictures of birds with their guts exposed and it being full of plastic?
thats this benzing ring (plastic)
He died doing what he loved!
On an intelligent journey.
Too many pineapples
Not sure how I die, but I guess I’m coming back to life after …
Suicide I guess.