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uh, factorio just hits the neurons right, idk what to tell you.

Minecraft just hits my autism where it hurts. I'm a simple man, you entertain my neurons, and i will be happy.

[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Rust can take while to load. I swear a few hundred of those hours were AFK.

[–] vale@sh.itjust.works 39 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (3 children)

one of my steam friends has a program that farms steam hours, just for the shock factor

[–] Zanudous@lemmy.world 15 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Sooo Furry Hitler 2 is not as good as Furry Hitler 1?

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 9 hours ago

The sex scenes have fewer fetishes

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 10 hours ago

this is considered strange behavior in my house

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

The fact that he does this is the shock factor.

[–] JulieLemming@lemm.ee 5 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

On the other hand I purge friends from my list regularly because I feel too shy

Like aw no they are gonna perceive me

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 23 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Steam just tracks how long the program is running. My old rig played Dark Souls 3 24/7 sometimes because the .exe file would glitch and stay open until I manually terminated it. I averaged 168 hours a week coming back from a 2 week vacation once.

[–] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

You let your PC run through 2 weeks of vacation?

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

It normally would go on sleep mode and be off anyway so I hadn't noticed it was on when I left. That was how I learned that the .exe would just stay running and not allow things to shut off normally when idle.

[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

Yeah, my friend has this same issue. She has been playing The Sims 4 for like seven months now.

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[–] nick@midwest.social 8 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I have like 3700 hours in factorio, but I also leave it running when I’m not around… like an idle game

this is why we use dedicated servers my friend. You're supposed to load it into a dedicated server when you're getting to the megabase scale.

[–] Tencho@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

I think im around 2000 without ever leaving it idle..

[–] macisr@sh.itjust.works 15 points 14 hours ago

The only game I have that many hours in is because I left it open the whole day while I was working to take 5 minute breaks to play it.

[–] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 58 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Leaving a game running in the backvround while doing other things still adds up

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 40 points 16 hours ago

I have several hundred hours in PAYDAY 2 because I didn't have heat one winter and the main menu kept my room warm lol

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 46 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

i have 1200h in skyrim, 1000 of which i clocked in because as pre-teen who was yet to learn that being trans is a thing i unknowingly used it to escape dysphoria. can't feel bad if i'm spending most of my days as male cat, the chosen one at that!

[–] Khrux@ttrpg.network 6 points 10 hours ago

I wouldn't be surprised if basically every person with over 1k hours in a game isn't seeking some sort of escapism, not counting the anomalies like people leaving servers running etc.

I suppose every minute in a game is escapism of some sort, but escapism from dysphoria or something else significant, I think would be common.

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 14 hours ago (9 children)

My friend just shared this with me: screenshot from Steam showing a playtime of 8000 hours for Final Fantasy XIV

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 10 hours ago

Omg, I'll share this with them and say they have rookie numbers haha

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 11 hours ago

I ask myself the same thing! I wish I had a singular game I loved as much as they love FF14

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 5 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

16009 hours for those playing at home.

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

And still not maxed smh... I absolutely loved my time playing rs2, formed much of personality, but I could never invest that much time into a game again. 😔

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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 94 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

A typical working year is approximately 2,000 hours, just for context.

That is nuts.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 60 points 21 hours ago

Woo, means I can officially add Warframe to my work experience (2.7k)!

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 31 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

I only have 16,000 hours on record for Eve online. it's ok I guess, not sure I'd recommend it.

[–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 3 points 12 hours ago

o7 pilot, keep those numbers up

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

In college I would study between rounds of civ and binding of isaac. These days I'll use a rougelike or stardew or something as something to do while listening to an audiobook when the weather isn't fit for biking

[–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 12 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I leave the game running at night while I sleep

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[–] mtpender@sh.itjust.works 52 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

I have over 1,900 hrs on Deep Rock Galactic.

The key is persistence.

Rock and Stone! oT

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

The only games I have over 1000 hours in are games that I've owned for more than 10 years and are online. TF2, Counter-Strike, Arma 2 and 3, Rocket League...

I love Souls games and have played the shit out of every single one; but they average 300-500 hours of total playtime.

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