Terrible Estate Agent Photos

Calling all renovators and bargain hunters! This 5 bedroom 3052 sq ft home presents a golden opportunity to build equity and create your dream home. Put your renovation skills to work and unlock the hidden potential of this property. With its prime location and solid bones, the possibilities are limitless. Embrace your inner designer and turn this property into a stunning showcase. From updating the kitchen to revitalizing the outdoor space, let your imagination run wild and create a home that will make a lasting impression.

Translation: yes we know it looks like someone took drugs and decided to convert their house into a trendy nightclub, then ran out if drugs, but it does mean you can gut the place and start again. Which we hope is a selling point.

Ok, but why? From the outside it looks like it was owned by sane people, but then....

It makes me think of Betelguese.

Kinda want to see what it looked like with their furnishings. It’s funny how much a normal toilet stands out!

There is a lot I would change about the house but I kinda dig the vibe

Oh my fucking god is the shower made out of windows??

Kinda looks like a cheap nightclub...

Maybe I just have bad taste but at least half of this type of “eclectic” style I actually like. Some of it is just trashy and gaudy, but some of it is just more interesting to look at than regular old “house” style

Looks like a "modern American" restaurant that serves room temperature fries and beer

Can you imagine attempting to clean this

That driftwood in the lights, picture 19. Really tied the room together.

The interior looks like a trendy, wannabe-upscale Mexican restaurant staffed entirely by hipsters who don't know how to make good Mexican food.

I think the majority of this is ATBGE. I believe except for a room or two that the previous owner was very happy with the way things looked. I just don’t think anyone else wants to live with those vibes and the cost of renovating that to something more generally appealing is going to be outrageous.

It’s like someone took everything they found free on FBM and used it to renovate. Sprinkle in the cheapest HD had available and discount mis-mixed paint, as available.

It’s a shame, the outside looks promising.

Did anyone else watch "Monster House" on the discovery channel in the late 90s/early 00s? They did this kind of stuff all the time.

I don't understand what they were high on when they designed this.

Damn, $330k in my state wouldn't even get you something half the size

that metal on the porch was but a lil preview shot, shoowee

The beginnings of an arcade in the basement, too.

This looks like someone goes to a lot of punk shows and was really inspired by the aesthetic. I've seen this style in too many local bar/concert halls. Not enough sharpie writing and stickers in the bathroom though

The deck area is nice...

That's all I got.

Well at least it seems to be able to function as a normal home and be neither dangerous or too uncomfortable (if you're blind). What's up with the white sploches on the black though ?

Looks like it was styled by Otho from Beetlejuice.

what's with the wheels on the counters in the bathroom that very much seem to be anchored to the walls?

This is what happens when you let millennial art majors refurbish a house using all the leftover materials from their failed millennial burger joint.