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[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

That would be a funny videogame. Air combat but it has to all be melee combat.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 points 46 minutes ago

A baseball bat sticking out of a P-51, an F-16 with a morning star, a foot with a kicking boot sticking out of an A-10...yeah I'll make that. sounds delightfully stupid.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

A nice little movie that is starting to become a possibility.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

Not breaking news, slicing news.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 18 points 9 hours ago
[–] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 19 points 15 hours ago

The game “Air Brawl” on Steam is a dogfighting game with airplanes with different weapons. One of them has a big hammer you use to wack other airplane.

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 12 points 16 hours ago

If it gets hit by a block of wood that has a few nails in it, it will jam and fall out of the sky.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 54 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (9 children)

The fucking blade is facing the wrong way. Good job America.

[–] DogWater@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

It's cuz they are cutting metal with the wood blade.

We can't afford the metal blade.

[–] nooneescapesthelaw@mander.xyz 2 points 5 hours ago

Forward swept wings so it can maneuver faster, you're just looking at it the wrong way

No you see it’s a bomber so it’s akshually the correct orientation for ground attack runs

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 24 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Jokes on you these birds fly backward. Elon said it would be more efficient that way.

[–] Tenkard@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 hours ago

When you fly the fuel gets depleted, so if you fly backward the fuel gets refilled instead

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 20 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 34 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Ya fucked it. "Skil issue" was right there.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 49 minutes ago* (last edited 49 minutes ago)

that also makes the blade facing the right way, assuming the cut with the lower half.

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 11 points 19 hours ago

Simply amazing 👏

[–] Squibbles@lemmy.ca 11 points 20 hours ago

Sacrifices had to be made in the name of aerodynamic efficiency

[–] seathru@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Sticking a wood blade on backwards is actually a semi-valid way of cutting sheet metal.

I have also cut 8020 aluminum extrusion with just an ordinary miter saw.

[–] KickMeElmo@sopuli.xyz 6 points 20 hours ago

Wouldn't it be easier to cut a plane underneath than above?

That's the price of freedom.

[–] HKPiax@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

Aerodinamically feasable, too credible. Downvote

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 points 15 hours ago

Or fly upside down and you can provide VCAS.

[–] xep@fedia.io 13 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Makita blade, so Japanese steel folded over a thousand times. Edit: never mind, it says Made in China.

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 hours ago

Japanese innovating in melee aircraft again

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 17 hours ago

Like all the best modern katanas!

Though now I'm wondering if there were any Japanese style sword smiths on the mainland.

[–] ooterness@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

This would be fun as hell in a video game. High-speed aerial knife fights. Hell yeah!

[–] Louisoix@lemm.ee 5 points 16 hours ago

I'd pick this Jack of all trades

[–] tal@lemmy.today 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
  • I thought I read somewhere that vertical tails aren't very good from a stealth design standpoint. I would imagine that something similar would apply to gargantuan circular saws.

  • Landing that thing has got to be a bitch.

  • I have some supply-chain security questions regarding the "Made in China" label on the blade.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

No need for stealth when you're cutting everything in half

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Just cut through the radar waves smh