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[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

My orange juice brings all the mounties to the yard

(We love your drawings so much Pat! Thank you for submitting them here ♥️)

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

Simply amazing 👏

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago (3 children)
 
[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I hope you understand your retirement party was part of a covert mission to lure Saddam out of hiding.

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Everybody gangsta until the Greenlandic Shamans charge forward on 10 foot tall polar bear mounts armored with enchanted walrus bone.

 
[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

You got a problem with Canada Gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (8 children)

No one has threatened anyone. This post is fine both in the US and Canada. Your comments have been removed for rules 5 and 6. Let's focus on the shitposting.

Also I may be misunderstanding but I'm pretty sure Pat means "destroy" in the biblical sense. Like, "Mmm I'm bout to destroy that Trussy". Look at him shaking his ass so seductively. All he wants is to be pegged by a dominant Canadian woman. Can't we all relate?

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

How could you forget the degens from upcountry? We all heard what The Ginger and Boots did to that ostrich.

 
[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

NCD isn't the place for this

 
[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Tony Oppenheimer was able to build this in a shack! With a box of scraps!

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Whatever, you're now a beaver 🪄

 
 
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