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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by abobla@lemm.ee to c/comedyheaven@lemmy.world
 

EDIT: removed the previous image with the word "nipples" censored.

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[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] abobla@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

holy shit!

EDIT: this is now the post image

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Might just be Sync but I still see the censored one

[–] LarsIsCool@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

On Sync I see the updated one now

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Cool, same here now

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Oh wow that's what it says! I couldn't read it because it was so censored

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What colour are your nipples?

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 40 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Gotta make sure to censor the dirty word!

[–] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I almost fainted just imagining the word

[–] abobla@lemm.ee 20 points 1 week ago

I was shaking the whole time while uploading this image

norples are ok, I think.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Why the fuck would someone censor word "nipples"?

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The "i" is offensive. The rest of the word is OK.

[–] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Napples napples napples napples!

[–] TomAwsm@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because it looks like a penis?

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Probably stolen from bored Panda who censored it after they stole it from Reddit

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] abobla@lemm.ee 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Once you pop, the fun don't stop.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Blue. They're blue.

Which is actually possible, btw.

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I used to know a girl whose nipples were pale to blueish because she was extremely light mildly anemic.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

Yup, that'll do it too. It's temporary, as it'll change once the anemia is addressed.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Might want to lay off the colloidal silver there, bud.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

Heh :)

But, seriously, it's one of the natural colors humans can have.

Tends to be more likely to occur the more melanin you have, and even more likely with people of African or ~~Indian~~ south asian (as in from the vicinity of india, not just people from India, I just don't know if there's a term for that) descent.

Used to be a nurse's assistant, so I've seen a ton of people naked lol.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

South Asia encompasses India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, and other nearby countries

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

... I'm curious what it looks like but searching for it only brings up sexy pictures of women

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

And thus he learned about his blue nipple fetish

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Yeah, it's kinda hard to find examples online lol

[–] Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Interesting. Have you ever seen green nipples? Is that possible?

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Kinda green-ish, but I wouldn't say fully green.

It's all about the blood supply under the skin being at the right depth and the tissue thickness. The closest I saw was on a man that was Guatemalan. Pink nipple, with a purplish blue areloa and a faint ring of greenish blue at the very outer edge.

[–] Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 5 days ago

Huh. Interesting. Thanks for the info :)

[–] Benjaben@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Blocking for participating in this dumbass censorship.

[–] abobla@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

ahahaha, I didn't censor it, I already got the image censored

EDIT: somebody removed the censorship, the nipple is now free