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Ötzi

Ötzi, also called The Iceman, is the natural mummy of a man who lived between 3350 and 3105 BC. Ötzi's remains were discovered on 19 September 1991, in the Ötztal Alps (hence the nickname "Ötzi", German: [œtsi]) at the Austria–Italy border. He is Europe's oldest known natural human mummy, offering an unprecedented view of Chalcolithic (Copper Age) Europeans.

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[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

op said wrong answers only

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

I couldn't find a rightward facing Moai so technically it's still wrong lol

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Amazing, he's been on a paleo diet for all his life and still hasn't shat himself!

[–] context@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

kinda looks like there's no ass cover on those chaps he's wearing, i guess that's the secret to the paleo diet

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

So i actually looked this up and it seems he wore assless goat chaps and a sheepskin loincloth. The reconstruction doesn't show it, but he also wore a hat made out of bear fur and a leather coat with some kind of liner made of grass underneath. Dude was way up in the mountains, had to keep his butt from freezing off somehow.

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 weeks ago

Early man gazes into a bewildering future.

[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Lib, laugh, Grug

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

"Look who finally came out of their room"

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Retvrn to tradition, reject metallvrgy.

[–] ScrubsFloorsInHyrule@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe to my YouTube channel primitive technology

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

BearSkinCheeks

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I am not married, but if I had a spouse for a decade or more and our lives were too intertwined to disentangle, I feel like they would often give me the same look the dark haired woman with her arms crossed is giving the camera.

it is simultaneously familiar and cryptic. like I just said something clever, but there are crumbs in my beard.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

the dark haired woman with her arms crossed is giving the camera

She's the main reason why I started the thread.

it is simultaneously familiar and cryptic. like I just said something clever, but there are crumbs in my beard.

I've been there.

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

He was 245 years old? Damn I'll become a paleo diet weirdo

Angloid on angloid phrenology.

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Youngest US government official angel-biblical

[–] ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

Anthony Hop(ped up on ceremonial hallucinogens)kins.

[–] lnxtx 3 points 2 weeks ago

Homelessness is gone for years.

[–] Barabas@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

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