this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2025
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[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

... But I had a vasectomy?

[–] glans@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well you can never cum in mississippi or it's $1000 min fine

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

I read they have a three ~~stroke~~ strike rule.

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Ooh, sorry, that's 1 trillion life sentences for killing billions of potential children

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago
[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

damn they gonna criminalize bustin nuts

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I sincerely hope the 4chan crowd who now backs puritanical republicans is happy with said republicans doing puritanical shit to them in turn. I think basement dwelling chronic masturbators are going to be like "wtf this sucks! you were supposed to punish women not me!!"

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Nah, they'll just act like this was what they always wanted. They'll never admit to being wrong.

[–] Hexboare@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)

discharge genetic material

That's considerably broader than sperm. I'm not sure you could expel any body fluid without it containing some of your genetic material.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey ya can't have no pandemics if nobody's allowed to sneeze ah?

[–] Hexboare@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Y'all should have masked when you had to stalin-gun-1

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Sloppy kisses? banned

[–] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Technically there’s DNA in your shit because you expel trace amounts of mucous and lining from your intestines at the same time,

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

And archaeologists have used that to find ancient DNA in soil samples to show what fauna and flora lived in an area at a given time period.

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

In a statement to WLBT News, Blackmon wrote, “All across the country, especially here in Mississippi, the vast majority of bills relating to contraception and/or abortion focus on the woman’s role when men are fifty percent of the equation.

This bill highlights that fact and brings the man’s role into the conversation. People can get up in arms and call it absurd but I can’t say that bothers me.”

Given this context, I think it's pretty obvious this was put forward to make a point rather than to be a serious piece of legislation.

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

I have reading comprehension issues ¯\ˍ(ツ)ˍ/¯ lo sorrio. I saw the news on AP, followed it to the source, and posted it here because I thought it was funny.

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[–] JohnBrownsBawdy@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

If you have a wet dream he gets to paddle you.

[–] coolusername@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Well, funny as not fuck, unless you intend to procreate.

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is this the volcel police?

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

If the dick don't spit you must acquit.

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

But this isn't Big Brother shit. No. Big Brother shit is when black people don't want to be called the n-word.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

No fuckin' way

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