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[–] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Christian values dictate that ducks must wear pants. Delete this.

[–] Venus@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Do not post feet pics volcel-police

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Wait till you learn about their dicks

[–] GrainEater@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 2 years ago

they also have tongues

with little teeth on them

[–] Munrock@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 2 years ago

That's not a real photo. That's an AI trying to draw hands.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

If it quacks like a duck...

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

God did it because they thought it was funny

[–] downvotee@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (12 children)

Ahh yes, another day another anti-christian post. How surprising

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

As a bisexual man, I might like Christianity more if it didn't

CW: Homophobiacall for my death

[–] Lochat@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Ok, but you laugh at them for literally believing in magic in the year 2023, so obviously these behaviors are morally equivalent, because they both upside people on each side. Q.E.D.

[–] a_blanqui_slate@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Paul - kind of a ass really

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Explain to me why duck feet are so silly and I'll take it all back

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Countercurrent flow! Besides the webbing they also areange their blood vessels so that warm blood flowing out of the body warms the cool blood circulating back in. It's actually pretty rad.

Disclaimer: if you meet the demiurge on the road, kill him.

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

Christianity is being oppressed! Oh no! Anyway,

[–] Lochat@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Well, sometimes Hexbears like a target even easier and more blatantly absurd than a Lib.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

No jokes allowed on hexbear? desolate

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Won't someone think of the abuse normalizing tax-exempt politically powerful megachurches?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iycpDvXYnIo

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Maybe don't worship the dude what drowned the whole world for a yuck then

[–] a_blanqui_slate@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That part was a Babylonian exile scribe class bit.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They made their gaffs different in those days, that's for sure

[–] a_blanqui_slate@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Top kek when they went doot doot on the walls of Jericho

[–] downvotee@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Who said anything that I worship a god? My observations are purely that and nothing personal. I like to observe the hypocrisy of the self righteous and call it out.

[–] PeoplesRepublicOfNewEngland@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Because we need to worship some beta loser demiurge with a massive suicide by Roman fetish to be righteous, but you, smart and correct observation maker, don't? Lemmeeee.eeeeee dipshits sure are confusing

[–] ThisMachineKillsFascists@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My brother in Christ it was just a joke about duck feet

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

My observations are purely that and nothing personal.

You are very obviously taking it personally

If your god is so smart how come he's dead matt-jokerfied

[–] StalinwasaGryffindor@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Genuinely asking, how is this anti-Christian?

[–] downvotee@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (5 children)

It's all part and parcel in the daily Christian shit-giving and anti Christian sentiment that I'm seeing on this platform.

[–] WaterBowlSlime@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 2 years ago

It's happening daily? Damn I need to change how I'm filtering posts cuz I'm missing out

[–] Venus@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

I am here to oppress Christians and chew bubble gum. And I'm all outta gum.

It’s just a silly meme

[–] xXthrowawayXx@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Giving freely is Christlike. Be thankful for shit giving from your brothers in Christ!

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Wow I can't believe a group of people that subscribe to an ideology concerned first and foremost with material conditions are mocking the belief in magic

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

See also: human newborns not being self-aware

[–] charly4994@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

This goes quite deep into the Christian lore and history of the Vatican that was only revealed to a select few throughout history and continues to remain hidden in the archives of the Vatican. When God created the world there was another set of words he uttered to bring these feet into existence. On the eve of the 6th day God uttered these words.

spoilerQuack quack quack. Quack quack. Quack quack quack quack.

And it was Good.

[–] StalinForTime@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

What you mean those are literally His Almighty Quacker's flappers?