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[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 59 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Imagine if wars didn't exist and weapons of war were just a dick measuring contest by nations to see who can design the best looking war machines, while not being crazy enough to actually use them.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago (3 children)

They would have to have shut down the contest after the SR-71 was introduced.

[–] UndulyUnruly@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Center, Aspen 20, you got a ground speed readout for us?

[–] sneekee_snek_17@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

No one has got this with the copy pasta and subsequent refutation yet? I don't think I've ever seen that before

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It would have already been over with the F-86F Sabre, if the Spitfire hadn't already killed it before.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

We should just hold an annual international battlebots tournament.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

But wars are just a dick measuring contest by nations, to see who can last longer.

Which is kinda silly in the modern world.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 months ago

i was thinking today imagine if we resolved global conflicts with the dirty dozens

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This is because you are roughly forty years older than you were in the 1980s.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 49 points 2 months ago

Hey.

Fuck you.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Wait until you see the difference between a 1920 fighter and a 1940 fighter.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

As long as you're not talking about Italy lol

hell, 1940 to 1944.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Look, I'm a fifty year old fighter, and I don't look half as sexy as that perfection

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 months ago

They're unrealistic expectations.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can't convince me that first fighter isn't for melee engagement, either going straight on like a joust, or diving for a hit with its bomb wing tips. The silver tape on the nose is just like that of athletes

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

I'm convinced what this needs is Outlaw Star style grappler arms

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 12 points 2 months ago
[–] whaleross@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Shh baby is ok