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[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 140 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That train will just keep coming. Once such a freight train is going you better get out of the way. The amount of kinetic energy that's coming towards you is dwarfing compared to a measly tank.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

A train of 8000 tons at a velocity of 30 km/h roughly has the kinetic energy of 66.39 kg TNT.

Supposedly 100 kg TNT

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

~~I don't think your units make sense


kinetic energy has units of energy, but "kg TNT per second" is power (about 4MW). (I think just remove the "every second" and it's correct?)~~

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[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 117 points 2 months ago (2 children)

this sub doesn't exist on Lemmy :(
i miss r/bitchimatrain

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 61 points 2 months ago

Sounds like it's time to create it!

[–] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 47 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Be the change you want to see in the world! Don’t let your dreams be dreams!

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but if you're gonna create it, you have to post to it like once a week or it'll just sit there dead, forever.

And who wants to find something to post once a week? Can't I just have Facebook feed it to me. Picture Zuck saying "here comes the plane!"

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[–] jve@lemmy.world 73 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Sorry for Reddit watermark… couldn’t quickly find it elsewhere.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 58 points 2 months ago (4 children)

that is literally the worst watermark I've ever seen in my entire time on the internet, more than a quarter century now.

[–] Empricorn 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why is there a Reddit watermark at all!? They didn't create the content, and I doubt Mr. Watterson would want it to be hosted there. Did a redditor go out of their way to slap that over the last panel? Like you said, the absolute worst...

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I made this.jpg

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[–] bpev@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

For your consideration, the Calvin and Hobbes Search Engine: https://michaelyingling.com/random/calvin_and_hobbes/

Edit to show example search for “freight train”: https://michaelyingling.com/random/calvin_and_hobbes/search.php?phrase=freight+train

I didn’t make this site, I just find it to be very useful for this extremely niche use case 🤣 Although, weirdly, it seems to be linking the wrong strip for this particular one. Dunno why, I’ve never seen it do that before.

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 57 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Here you go.

South Carolina in September. Low-slung trailer got stuck at the crossing and the driver skedaddled right before the impact. Also, ever so sadly, it doesn't officially count as a tank, only self-propelled artillery.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I expected more damage on the train. It really didn't give a fuck.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I think less and less damage to either side as armor and structural integrity increase is probably the norm with trains. For example non armor vehicles are turned into fun metal tangles. This 30 ton "lightly" armored vehicle looks pretty intact. A 70 ton tank might just remain more intact as the train shunts it to the side. The train might take more superstructure damage but there's a lot of just solid metal pushing in one direction. So I don't think any impact like that is ever going to actually just destroy the train.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

The armor is light, the vehicle isn't.

On the other hand, a pair of locomotives can easily be over 400 tons, and that's not counting the rest of the train. Those doublestacked shipping containers on a well car can add 100 tons each.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was wondering how a tank ended up on a railway track.

[–] Slovene 5 points 2 months ago

It was training for battle.

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[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

Why don't we use trains on battlefields? (I see no issues with this plan)

[–] leisesprecher@feddit.org 66 points 2 months ago (3 children)

You could even wrap the tracks around the train so it can go wherever it wants!

[–] scoutFDT@lemm.ee 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That's just a tank with extra steps

[–] el_abuelo@programming.dev 14 points 2 months ago

No there are no steps. And even if there were the wraparound tracks would be able to go up them due to their circular nature.

[–] anzo@programming.dev 13 points 2 months ago

Make a lengthier tank? Like a centipede!!

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Cereal is actually a kind of soup.

And tanks are technically a type of train.

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[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 4 points 2 months ago

For those who like podcasts but want to ensure they get the right format for the podcast, go for the video version. Pure audio is fine and all but you don't get to see the slides or Justin's terrible scribblings overtop of the slides.

This podcast however is one where you can easily have the video playing while you do other things, glancing occasionally when they shift to a new slide or start drawing diagrams on the slides

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[–] count_dongulus@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Considering tanks are transported by train, not surprising. Train big.

[–] lud@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And the train I am currently on was transported by truck.

[–] count_dongulus@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 months ago

This is for sure gta

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Well that's an M109 Paladin. It weighs about half as much as an actual tank. But if it was fully loaded there's a pretty good chance nobody wins because it's an artillery system and it carries a lot of stuff that goes boom.

I don't care to speculate on who wins between a 70 ton tank and a train. It probably depends on what the train is pulling.

Edit to add - also we need pictures from different angles. From this angle it looks like the Paladin might have simply been de-tracked. But I'm pretty sure there's more damage as it's armor is actually comparatively light, rated for small arms and shrapnel.

[–] luciferofastora@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

So it's more self-propelled artillery?

[–] _bcron@midwest.social 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Technically yeah, colloquially no sane person would judge another for calling such a thing a tank

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

It's only a tank if it comes from the Tankeshire region of England, otherwise it's just sparkling armoured vehicle.

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[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

That's exactly what it is.

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

🇺🇸This is America🇺🇸

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Attention dispatch... There has been a mass shooting at the site of the Tank Train collision, but thankfully all victims have successfully had their medical claims for woundcare denied. Time to go home...

Top Gun theme blares as the Police Mustang drives off into the sunset. And... scene.

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Worthy of a South Park bit

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[–] boywar3@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Isn't that a self-propelled artillery piece? I wanna say like an M109 or something

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[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

tank looks like missing parts of the bottom part, train is uhh 🥭

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Just skirts and detracted, the hull is probably intact but likely cracked enough it will need refurb at the factory. Also it probably fell off the train rather than ran into it.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

It looks like the tank returned fire.

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