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I'm imagining it delivering nuggets to guys in the trenches over barbed wire and mustard gas.

feast-1feast-2 tank

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[–] miz@hexbear.net 49 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

Underrated post right here

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago
[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 39 points 3 months ago (3 children)

So you're telling me there's free food in these things and I just gotta bash em open?

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 27 points 3 months ago

Don't forget to share with your community then is just mutual aid

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

These will be legally allowed to have mounted guns on them to defend ~~treats~~ corporate property

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i feel like one day i am going to walk out my front door to take something to the neighborhood mailbox and be absolutely chewed up by one of these with a gun mounted on it and instead of the chick fil a livery on it, it will be like crosses, eagles and american flags with some kind of "neighborhood watch" designation.

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

instead of the chick fil a livery on it, it will be like crosses, eagles and american flags with some kind of "neighborhood watch" designation.

Well, that or it will have crosses, eagles, and chick fil a livery.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Neighborhood Liquidation, powered by Dell AI, and Sponsored by Chil-fil-A

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It will run on a twitchy Tesla AI with shitty facial reconition just doing us-foreign-policy and make some R2D2 sounds before it starts spinning up the main gun.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Great now we have nazi food robots.

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This looks more WWI than WWII to me. Not that that's much of an improvement tho.

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Frank@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This. I was referring to Chik-fil-as murderous homophobia. I agree that it does look a lot like... an A7? I forget my WWI tanks.

[–] Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But their chicken sandwiches are sooooo good! It's worth them throwing me and all my friends in the camps /s

[–] miz@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

if you want to make your own the secret is pickle brine and peanut oil

[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Love to remind people that Chic Fil A does a summer camp to promote child labor

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

I hope they at least get free tendies after

[–] buh@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

:treatmobile:

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

No one will be denied nuggies in his hour of need.

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Mutiny nearly occurred on the front when it was discovered the nugget tank only had ranch and not Polynesian dipping sauce.

It's a return of the potato tank.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

Oh shit that was the tank I was thinking of!

[–] screwthisdumbcrap@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

Honey mustard gas

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

This is just a Hussite Wagon

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

That thing looks so easy to tip over, just sayin

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

It looks like a tank and then they give it BMX wheels. This is some TRASHFUTURE season 1 shit

[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Cool free loot crate

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

im gonna stick a stick in its spokes

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 3 months ago

A remote controlled food delivery robot straight up started from a dead stop towards me, the teenager on the other side playing a game of remote control chicken, and I wanted to yeet it down a parking garage so bad