Holy shit let's go. Trump's just getting all of the most deranged person he can find. Roger Stone for press secretary next? Should get one of the MAGA communist dipshits for like Secretary of the Interior or something to really start melting some brains.

[–] Coca_Cola_but_Commie@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

This is why Brace Belden should rebrand to a MAGA communist. Rule 2 of the Belden Program is literally "Always get the interior ministry post."

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No, I want Alex jones for press secretary

[–] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Hulk Hogan. Alex Jones should be head of the EPA.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

please no, I'd be one of those people with melting brains

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

Just sit back and enjoy the ride! agony-mescaline

[–] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

None other than two holes Haz to be the minister of reproductive healthcare

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Lol, even the dead eyed psychopathic chuds in the department are going to be weirded out by Count Gorka.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Count Gorka

That makes me think of a breakfast cereal with little chuddy white marshmallows.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Count Gorkula

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

~~Hearts, Stars, and Horseshoes etc.~~

Swastikas, Fasces, and Totenkopfs

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

Trump is filling his cabinet with people who are, like himself, clowns. They are very evil clowns but they are clowns nonetheless, they will put on a show, do really silly stuff and the people will look at them and point and laugh.

And while people are distracted by the clown show, all the big and small Eichmanns of the initial machine will have peace and quiet to do evil shit but in a boring way.

[–] Meh@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

Join me in the situation room, Mr. Chapo!

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Finally, Gorka can once again ask MR CHAPO, WHY DON'T YOU POP ON DOWN TO THE WHITE HOUSE?

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

He really was 15 Stratego moves ahead

[–] poopedmypants@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

The largest head in the advisor room.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Gorka loves to complain Kádár "oppressed" his parents/family.

If you ask me they were too soft.

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Another Nazi

[–] blobjim@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

hell yeah

[–] miz@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

James Adomian is re-watching all of Gorka's appearances now to hone his impression

[–] Gorka@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I felt the good Mister Waltz would need a ~~vizier~~, I mean, an assistant.

[–] Dyno@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

the dragon of budapest shall rise!

[–] poppy_apocalypse@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Fingers crossed he finds a position for hulk hogan