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[–] aport@programming.dev 24 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Eating uncooked or undercooked kidney beans, as few as four, can make you really fucking sick. Like shitting your guts out for hours sick.

Cook ur beans everybody

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

I did not know this. Thanks for the life tip!

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 year ago

You saved my day

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The only dry bean I know is safe to eat are peanuts.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 1 year ago

They are legumes, yes.

But then they lose their crunch.

[–] solrize@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Well yeah, the idea is to cook them first, so I still don't understand the meme. I saw the pic and thought of soup mix. Yum! 30 minutes in a pressure cooker will do them nicely.

[–] seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

It happened to me recently where I ate like 15 red kidney beans before reading it was toxic (I really liked the taste) and my stomach definetly felt tight but no vomitting and just a slight nausea. Wouldnt do it again

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Lag@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Glorious, wasn't it?

Beats all the JD trump spam, at least

[–] Zier@fedia.io 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Peas tell me what the joke is. I have bean very confused.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Get used to it fella. We have a seasonal madness that previously included beans, poop posts (not quite the knife kind), and AI jeans images.

Not sure where we'll head next, but I'm looking forward to it

[–] WhyDoYouPersist@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is, at best, half baked, and it's left me raw.

[–] solrize@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Um, looks tasty but am I missing something?

[–] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I love beans

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can plant all of those.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

I've thought about doing that with a mixed bean bag. Its called chaos gardening.

[–] fraksken@infosec.pub 3 points 1 year ago

Funny beans

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I used to have this exact uncooked bean mix as materials to play with in my toy bin. I used to put it in trucks