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Why do some programmers love emacs so much in c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
[–] aport@programming.dev 7 points 2 weeks ago

GNU intensifies

Splayed Out in c/cat@lemmy.world
[–] aport@programming.dev 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Rub the belly

Had to squeeze through a blockade of Buicks just to get into Kroger this afternoon in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] aport@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

Don't tell me which zone is for stopping and which is for loading

*Permanently Deleted* in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] aport@programming.dev 32 points 1 month ago (9 children)

I'm OOTL, why do people want an alternative to Signal? It thought that was the good app

Taco in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] aport@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago

Taco flavored kisses

How do you make proper "I am interested in you." eye contact? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] aport@programming.dev 9 points 1 month ago

Don't forget to rub your hands together like a fly

If I had a nickel for every time a Russian SAM shot down a civilian airliner..... in c/noncredibledefense@lemmy.world
[–] aport@programming.dev 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where are all the hexbears waiting in line to suck Putin's cock over downing yet another civilian airliner?

I hate cast iron so I am in favour of this. in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] aport@programming.dev -3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

Lol this response proves OP's point. "Bro it's so easy bro just soak in sodium hydroxide and fill your house with smoking oil it's easy dude just measure how much starch is in ur meal dude lol ez"

OpenWrt One WiFi 6 router samples are now available in c/linux@programming.dev
[–] aport@programming.dev 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

God bless openwrt

Sleepy boys in c/dogs@lemmy.world
[–] aport@programming.dev 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Disguising themselves as their favorite meals

I just want to talk in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] aport@programming.dev 52 points 4 months ago (7 children)

Bullshit, Tesla headlamps blind everyone else on the road straight from the factory.

Anon listens to rock in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] aport@programming.dev 9 points 5 months ago

Static X is the shit. Throw in some Powerman 5000 and I'll live the rest of my days happy in the nursing home

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Tankie dispels myth of Stalin as evil dictator by proving he was not, in fact, a dictator. (programming.dev)
 

He may have been evil, but he wasn't a dictator. Get your facts straight, libs!

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