This is, at best, half baked, and it's left me raw.
BlackJerseyGiant
joined 2 years ago
Enshittification continues its boring dystopian sprawl...
Many, many moons ago, it was custom for an apprentice carpenter to build his own coffin as a test to graduate to Master Carpenter. I think the coffin is highly appropriate.
PAY NO ATTENTION TO THAT WEATHER BEHIND THE CURTAIN!!!
I'm pretty sure this is the same thing as crossing the streams; charge reversal of the proton and the ensuing complete destruction of the universe. Your car's electrical system should be fine, though it might be the only thing left in all of existence.
Frankensteinian
Its like, State Law, or sumthin...
Oldsmobile 98. 3 tons of mailbox plowing steel bumpers, orange barrel throwing, luxuriously spaced seating, so much chrome it upsets local birds, and steel steel steel. Bumps in the road? Lol. Was that a twig or a curb we just rolled over? Cant tell. Can fit an extra three persons in the trunk comfortably with the subs and amps, if necessary, or a honda 185 three wheeler, and is unstoppable with a set of chains on the back in the snow. Longer than the Short Bus, a back seat that made most king size mattresses blush, with the gas mileage to match. Oh how I miss you Hooptie. RIP.