There should be an Olympics draft, where random people from each country are sent to compete in events completely at random. These olympians are good at swimming? Boring, I've seen good swimmers before. I want to see how good my local plumber is at the high jump.
this post was submitted on 03 Aug 2024
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Unfortunately they banned plumbers getting drafted for the high jump after the Italian controversy.
Performance enhancing mushrooms
People will say they want the Olympics to be a PED-fest where every athlete is juiced up and coated in cyberpunk augmentations but then in the next breath cry foul over the concept of trans women in sports. They can't even be consistent in their chuddery.
doped up and ready to make the libertarian funders some money, safety concerns? out of scope ! extremely hardcore culture ™
This ain't your grandma's olympics chump!
peter thiel invested in it so you know it's good
Have the red scare girls do the commentary.
The Olympics should have items like the Mario & Sonic Olympics games
Many people are saying it!
“People” (thiel and disciples) don’t understand how doping works
Can you explain?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOqbwpdBMH0&t=169s
This video from this gym edgelord explains it
TLDR: Doping is not that substance that juices up an athlete like stimpacks in StarCraft. It's basically chems that are used to enhance training, and the frequency of usage doesn't guarantee victory and can also kill the users in the long run
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
gonna cut my legs off and take 20 tons of T so i can put on robo legs and run faster
also gonna inject myself with highly oxygenated blood right before running
Give 👏 gymnasts 👏 guns 👏
I want a blood bowl, but we limit participation to haute bourgeoisie and their political lackeys. As a compensation, everyone gets sawed-off shotgun. And the ball has spikes.
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