Also sometimes womanly things like makeup will rub off on your body. Which is gay. One time I ended up with sparkles all over my chest. Don't be like me. Don't be accidentally gay. Stay away from women.

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

yeah, especially when they have glitter eyeshadow and such.. then you get it all over your body and sometimes it just forms in the shape of a star on your back or something like that, and then there's no saving you

[–] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Diet Dew is the Hasan Piker of sodas.

All the classic flavour of a legacy soda, but the zero calories of a utility soda for an active lifestyle.

[–] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 10 months ago

He basically cut an ad for Pepsi Co yesterday with his before and after fitness journey pics. He openly talks about drinking diet sodas to satisfy the sugar cravings and Diet Mt Dew is one of his favorites

This body brought to you by Diet Mt Dew ™️

I've never had diet mt dew but I can guarantee with zero doubt it tastes like shit.

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 10 months ago

I preferred diet to sugary when it was in Poland

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This idiot doesn't even know mountian dew code red is the racist one.

[–] WhiteModerateQuoteHuman@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wait serious?

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

No lmao. Everyone knows fanta is the racist soda.

[–] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago

It's a "did you know" aimed at the kind of clueless Atlantic reader that doesn't know anything about Soda lore. Kinda' smug, like all his writing, I guess. Don't hate him or this necessarily since it's basically an easy article for him to write and get monies from The Atlantic, but it's still kinda' dumb to think J.D. Vance was successful at all just name-dropping Dew like "hello fellow, soda drinkers".

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

They should put him in ads.

JD's Dew'n it!

And they could introduce a new flavor - Mountain Dew Diet Extreme.

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

Yes. Please make sure everyone knows about this take. It's really a winning strategy.

[–] DirtyPair@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

ian bogost crawl back into your hole challenge

[–] sloth@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

spoiler

it's not actually good

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Did your phone die?

[–] Evilbunbun@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

Nah, was in bed fam. Plugged it in after lol

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Conservatives love their soft drinks!

Edit: damnit it doesn't even mention the Baja blast...

[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

https://archive.ph/loLkg

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The soft drink, invented in Tennessee in the 1930s as a whiskey mixer

Oh fuck, I gotta go try this

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

All right, here we go. I call this one the "poor life choices." The "recipe" was about two fifths of bourbon, a couple of ice cubes, and the rest is Dew Zero.