this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2024
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[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 52 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Where can i get a 3d model so a can 3d print one of these to stick above my doorbell

[–] freepizzaforlife@lemmy.world 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)

...I think I'll just knock.

[–] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

That will trigger the trap door under the welcome mat.

[–] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Into the snake filled spike trap.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

But Scooby Doo said it was a mattress!

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

With claymores pointed in on all sides

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world -2 points 11 months ago

Ah, the ol switchery-doo.

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 31 points 11 months ago
[–] masquenox@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It would work better if it didn't look like a plastic training version of the M18.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

It looks 3D printed. It's probably best that it's not an actual Claymore Mine. Hehe.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's too small and I don't remember a border. Also, you don't wire it like that.

I'm still just going to knock.

[–] masquenox@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 11 months ago

That's what they WANT you to think

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

You haven't played enough video games XD. I learned about this from the original Delta Force game.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I just haven't played the right ones. This isn't the sort of thing that's likely to appear in the kinds I like to play.

[–] HamsterRage@lemmy.ca 13 points 11 months ago

We need one that says, "Front towards solicitors"

[–] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 months ago (3 children)
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[–] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 11 months ago

i can't tell if that original doorbell on a tree incident was real or dude was just practicing his standup routine. so maybe

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Fucking hell. Rule number 1 in a warzone is if you didn't put it down, you don't pick it up. Why in the name of keeping your balls attached would you press random buttons!?!