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PSA: STARTING 00:00 UTC IT IS ILLEGAL TO BE CISHET (hexbear.net)
submitted 9 months ago by Posadas@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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[–] kristina@hexbear.net 38 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

when you start a poll asking who is cishet, knowing this

hillary-assassin vote

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

Let a thousand cishets bloom red-sun

[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I Trust the plan

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 38 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Will they make me gay or will they make me a woman???

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

You’re gay either way

[–] Thallo@hexbear.net 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oh god this is why they made the hexbear poll! You're all on a registry now!

To me, cissies! I'm gonna start the cis/het underground railroad!

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 29 points 9 months ago

Glad i sucked dick in time

[–] Des@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago

i'll be doing the rounds and handing down bimboifcations as a punitive sentence

[–] Finger@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago

no more half measures walter

[–] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

gayroller-2000 sicko-flipped

[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"I dream of society where I will be guillotined for being a cissy" - alt universe more based Proudhon anarchista-chad

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

pridehon

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago

Hon hon hon.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Back in my day it was "be gay, do crimes" but now you're telling me it's "be gay or do crimes?" In Biden's economy?

[–] EcoMaowist@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago

[–] Spike@hexbear.net 20 points 9 months ago

marx-guns-blazing

Its cishet hunting season

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

Not again! 😭

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

UTC (Coordinated Universal Trans)

[–] Deinonychus@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

lets-fucking-go

[–] PaX@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

flop-pog

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

Heck yeah, now I can be straight do crimes, finally see what all the fuss is about.

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

The Cishet registration act oooaaaaaaauhhh

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

kirby-dance

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 9 months ago

It's illegal to be CIS

Another day another banger

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

YOU WON'T TAKE MY GRILL grillman

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

Pfft, all y'all nerds afraid to do crimes. I'm invisible^1^, baby! It's crime time all the time!

^1^Except for on September 23.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

HA

[–] MusicOwl@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

leslie-shining

[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

So uhhhh what's the punishment?