Thordros

joined 5 years ago
[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 4 points 46 minutes ago

I always played as Nash in WCW vs. nWo World Tour. Now I know why.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 11 points 22 hours ago

"I was just being stupid on purpose! To troll you, and also help you!"

Okay bud.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's important to point out that no actual theft of assets occurred here. The big $5,000,000 number boils down to some Korean dudes spoofing their credentials to get a job, and... that's the money they got paid to do their jobs. That's not theft—that's the same thing thousands of Americans do every day to juke their way into bullshit remote IT jobs. This is only newsworthy because the perfidious oriental enemy combatants did it, and there's only "damages" because now they have to harden their cyber-defenses against the sinister specter of communism.

The $900,000 "crypto" "theft" is just some crypto-bro grifters getting out-grifted. Haw haw!

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Are you a gymnast by trade? Because you're really bending over backwards to defend your (very wrong) transphobic mom.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 49 points 4 days ago (1 children)

A Hexbear user who deleted their account, then went on to shoot the CEO of United Health Care. He is still in hiding at an undisclosed Russian safe house. Luigi is just a fall guy.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago

Ourdoor cat Hexbears stay losing.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

In video game design this would be called "emergent storytelling".

As big brain savant auteur genius Todd Howard says, environmental storytelling is when there's skeletons in toilets. The more skeletons in toilets there are, the deeper your lore is.

This is why Death Road to Canada is the Citizen Kane of roguelikes.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sounds made up. The government says teeth are luxury bones, so universal healthcare doesn't cover them.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago

That's fucked up, assuming the news is accurate. I know the original source includes some nerds at Radio Free Asia, so I have doubts, but this sounds like it's got a kernel of truth to it.

I'd love to hear some non-western reporting on this one. Some BBC dork in Hong Kong doesn't count.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I highly recommend watching Terminal Montage videos with captions on, by the way. You get some very educational content courtesy of the NHTSA!

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 21 points 5 days ago

This is worse than Khrushchev's corn cob party in Stalingrad!

 

With nothing weird at all going on in here, no way, no how.

 

The new Mario Kart is fun.

 

sankara-salute

 
 

Small order of nugs. :kelly:

 
 
 

I have no interest into probing into the weird ancient alien shit that we've been observing for the last thousand years, like the bug bois that disintegrate if you look at them funny on the Citadel then magically get replaced by an identical bug boi, but I am simultaneously EXTREMELY invested in making sure that Krogan quad testicles don't work.

 
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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by Thordros@hexbear.net to c/neurodiverse@hexbear.net
 

When I was a child, autism didn't exist. Obviously it did, but it wasn't in the DSM then. It was a fringe diagnosis.

I sometimes wonder what my life would be like if I'd known early on that I want to crank out spreadsheets for 8 hours a day—for fun.

Anyway, I hope you folks get dealt a better hand than me, now that our condition is real and acknowledged.

 

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