this post was submitted on 11 May 2024
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[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, he's gotta go watch over the spice production now the Harkonnens are on their way out.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He's simply too busy being 8 feet tall, in 8th grade, and his father's 8th favourite child.

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

8 hours of work, 8 hours of recreation, 8 hours of sleep

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To the millisecond. No time for a fourth thing.

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Its a slogan from over 100 years ago, it needs updating, and i do believe many things can fit under recreation.

Before computers and before trains time was also a lot more relative than exact, you can have your milliseconds of dancing, babe

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Barron's like a computer. He lives every day exactly the same as the previous. He's like a weird villain of the week in an Axe Cop comic.

[–] FungiDebord@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ivankas number one, but being the first handsome, non freakish son slots Barron in at two.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Not being a woman probably puts him at first actually.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Too busy playing Helldivers

That's what I hope for him. I was thinking Minecraft but yeah. As a teenager (and now, let's be real) my ass would be asking if it needs to be done and if anyone else can do it.

[–] Formerlyfarman@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Why dosent he just eat the other delegates?

[–] Deadend@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m honestly surprised the libs haven’t made a “meet the Trumps” that is just “Meet the grahams”

[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kendrick’s too spicy for the lmayo brigade

he's running

[–] Cherufe@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hes gotta focus on his growing

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

I wonder what his goal is. 8 feet? Or 9?

[–] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Too busy with vertical expansion

[–] RION@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago
[–] Tripbin@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

ball is life