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"Accidentally"
The List
Oops. I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong.
Apparently, some women are making comprehensive "sex lists" on their phones, i.e. writing down everyone they've ever slept with.
What?
Also here's my list:
As a gay man, most of my list doesn't have names. Why would I remember their names? Some I didn't even ask.
I'm a straight man, but I used to work for a shitty hotel. One year they had a gay leather convention. So the hotel was sold out from out of state gay men wearing leather.
Well, I saw the greatest moment in hookup history. I was checking some guy into his room. Another guy says "Hi, I'm Tom. Are you single, and ready to play?"
And the other guy said "No. I have many boyfriends, but we're all ready to play. Come up to room 215, and bring friends. We'll make it the best room in the whole hotel!"
Which quite frankly is absurd. Room 215 is generic on it's BEST day! It's no room 321, that's for sure!
Still though. I watched a guy go from "Hi, my name is...." to ".....and thats the orgy we're hosting!" All in 2 sentences. And it was SMOOTH!!! Even I was like "Damn....I should check out this orgy......oh, right........it's all guys."
When you see how efficent that orgy proposal was, even the Germans are impressed.
gay man
tabris
Is that an evangelion reference?
I have a list like that. It's important to keep track. because I want to remember things for the sake of remembering them. If I don't write them down I will forget. also when someone asks you how many people you've slept with, you will have the number readily available.
I just keep an integer and update it each time.
Sometimes I have to decrement it. Those aren’t the best days.
How are you decrementing it? Time Travel
"How many people have you slept with?"
"Funny you should ask...."
pulls out rollodex
"And Zane had a pet bunny rabbit named Britney. Wait, no, Britney had the pet bunny named Zane.....ah dammit, now we gotta start at the begining!"
My best friend is my tracker. If someone asks me my number, I have to check with her because I can never be sure.
Oh wow I have the same list.
You say there is a data literacy problem underlying data security?
My previous roommate keeps a spreadsheet with notes.
The B.A.R.R.Y.M.O.R.E. System
The D.R.E.W. system
be D.irected by D.anny D.eVito
wR.ite your sex list on the back of your script
E.ntice your host
W.in the dick out of his pants.
That one sucks, let me try another
D.emand you can stay at his place
R.evise your previous lovers on a list
E.licit sexual actions from your host
W.rite his name on your list
That would've been the best opportunity for Danny DeVito to update her list with some pretty funny companions...
Just review the list.
A good match up we can all enjoy.
The dangers of drinking.
Any port in a storm I guess.
I just want to know if Danny Devito was on the list.
Why do you think she was at his house?
At his house, with her list. Hope he didn't get get an STD 🤞
At his age, he probably wears then like a badge of honor.
His was the only name.
It was the only name on there.
Of course he is. I would.
I highly recommend the Kill James Bond episodes on Charlie's Angels which break down just how much of each movie is basically just (executive producer) Drew Barrymore perving on her co-stars.
I want Drew Barrymore to perv on me
I wonder if she crept on the boy without balloon played by Rich Evans
I listened to the first one and that wasn't in there at all, except one scene that was talked about for 30 seconds
Ouch. “The 50 first dated actress.”
Low blow
How many people would you have to sleep with to need a list to keep track? Like I've had a lot of partners but I don't need them writen down
Sometimes it's the other way around. You keep a list until it gets long enough (or you get old enough) that you don't care anymore.
Hahaha...or you get Old enough to forget
If your list is too long you should care even more in the event that something bad happens.
I went to college in Daytona Beach in the late 70's so I have no idea how many I've been with. Maybe I should have kept a list. /s The last 40 years has been easy though as I've been married for that long.
Why would you want to keep track if they're otherwise forgettable? You've probably forgotten some and that's fine.
It's like trying to remember every town you visited or every type of cola you ever drank. What are you going to do with that knowledge?
Five. But I don't have a great memory.
Precluding the instance of STI after having unprotected sex with several partners in a relative applicable time frame, just why?
Here is a picture of my list of all the people I've ever had sex with. Enjoy.
