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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted, clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts: 1

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Like just commenting a friendly joke, a compliment or something like that

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[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 91 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ah the irony of the fedi feed sometimes...

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I want to know what angered the garden gnome

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[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 72 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 65 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Coelacanth@feddit.nu 9 points 1 year ago

God I love Cyanide and Happiness.

[–] johsny@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] elvith@feddit.de 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] xan1242@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey Shadow, what do you think of this guy's cock?

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[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 68 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

yesterday, i hit myself in the forehead with a car door almost knocking myself out, generating serious pain and a giant goose-egg hematoma.

its funnier today

[–] shadowSprite@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

I gave myself myself a concussion almost the same way, except my clumsy ass was getting into my car and I slammed the side of my head on the roof of my car, everything went black, and then the door that I had already started to swing shut came and slammed into the other side of my head, knocking me back to my senses. I had a dent above my ear for a year lol.

[–] toxicbubble@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i stepped on a rake at work, a few minutes later i stepped on the same rake. thankfully only hit me in the chest both times

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[–] mPony@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

maybe the only really bad thing is that nobody got it on video?

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

agreed. probably hilarious from the correct angle

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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A pirate walks into the bar with a ship's steering wheel attached to the belt.

The bar tender asks, "What's up with the wheel?"

The pirate responds, "ARR, IT'S DRIVIN ME NUTS!"

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

Any of you guys remember the wholesome Vernon or good dog meme?

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I agree, you wonderful sunshine!

[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 9 points 1 year ago
[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not just lemmy, everywhere. We should all approach strangers as if we're already friends.

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[–] QuincyPeck@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

The best people are on Lemmy. Everyone is saying so!

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope you have a great day today.

[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 13 points 1 year ago

Thank you, have a nice day (·:

[–] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You look ,gret today! Enjoy the rest of your weekend, take care

[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

thank you (-:

However that doesn't really make sense on the internet

[–] TJDetweiler@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

Maybe they can see you 👀

[–] LadyLikesSpiders@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago

I think it's really cool that you think we need more random kindness. I agree ^^

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And I like you, friendly person on the internet

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Aurelius@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I love this idea! Thanks for posting and hope you’re having a good weekend!

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[–] aeharding@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Welcome to Lemmy, I love you

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[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] jaredwhite@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My daughter told me she was getting paper from the other room to draw on, and as she ran off I replied "Sounds ink-credible!"

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm already giving it my all.

[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 8 points 1 year ago
[–] mPony@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Hjalmar is right. Good for them. Being randomly friendly is fucking decent.

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope this becomes lemmys one outet for kind behavior.

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[–] Zink@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago

Hell yes we should. It’s good for the communities and it’s even better for ourselves.

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

How very sweet of you to say

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Thanks for posting! Have a great day!

[–] WanderingVentra@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] urda@lebowski.social 5 points 1 year ago

Thanks for being here with me, Achiever.

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