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[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That is precisely why I cut my dick off

[–] THE_MASTERMIND@lemmy.today 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How does that solve anything ?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It serves to externalize & manifest the internal pain.

[–] THE_MASTERMIND@lemmy.today 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

It would be about 1 inch less deep in my case 😎

[–] Kotsi3PO@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

BS you can be anyone else with a little imagination and identity theft

[–] Asudox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] stochasticity@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hey man I've been there. Tbh what got me thru it was pure spite for those who did me wrong, and hope for the future of videogames which give me joy. I hope you're able to find joy too. Please PM me I'd you want to rant - I'm a great listener.

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

Success is the best revenge

[–] Funkytom467@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

A response both wholesome and a great plot for an antagonist or anti-hero.

Be sure to post either your revenge or your the next game you enjoy my man.

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Don't... I've been there. Tried it even. And after living a bit longer, I can finally say with certainty that I'm glad I survived. Will there be a heck of a lot more suffering? Yes, of course. Life is suffering. That's the whole point. And when you find something worth suffering for - and you will, someday; I didn't believe it either but it is true - you'll see beauty in it, value, reason to continue. If you think you'll hurt yourself, call 988 (in the US), whatever your number is there. Or call a friend. Yes, they really do care. No, it is absolutely ok to bother them at 12:30am. IK it's what we all hear and sounds dumb but it really will help. Get help. It's a hard step to take, but I wish I had earlier. Heck, DM me if you have to and have literally no one else. I can't promise the pain will go away entirely - it won't. But it will get better. Life is worth it - even when you can't see that all the time.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

What did you find that made it worth it?

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

If you would see yourself from the outside - what would you do?

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 months ago

Hey it's been a week so I'm checking in again. I noticed that you haven't posted since this. I hope you're OK. I've been worried, even though we're strangers.

[–] ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

The hard part isn't so much that I'm trapped in a prison of flesh that will in time fail me in every way as it rots away from the spirit animating it, but more that everyone else has to be a giant dick about it

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you the same person you were five years ago? You can be someone new in five years from now.

[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

I do so much work for future me, knowing I won't see it. Er, until I do. Time's weird. I want to change who I am so badly, but it's an eternity away.

[–] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Joke's on you, I'm Buddhist!

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

do i get to be someone else if im buddhist?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes! Through the power of reincarnation you can be someone else. Or a bug. Or a bacteria.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In all likelihood, your molecules will end up in both... :-)

[–] protist@mander.xyz 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your molecules probably already have ended up in both! Because our bodies are constantly exchanging molecules with our environment, not because you're already dead

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What if I was though, and like this is my dream, from when I'm a bug? :-P

C.L. Lewis blew my mind when I read this one take from him: what if like all of life is a chess game, and we are merely pawns in it... BUT we are also the player, moving ourselves around!?

I don't think that's the case, or at least there is no evidence of such, but that's not the point, the point is to imagine what might lie just beyond the box that constrains our thinking too narrowly:-).

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

This is too real for a shitpost

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nah nah mate, just be high all the time and you be a better you

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's why I can't find the reset but can I at least rerun a level?

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

No, this is like old school mario. If you die, you have to start all over.... allegedly

[–] Amir@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

That's why you play DnD

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This is why I spend more time in VR than regular R. I can be someone else. I can even be a 50 foot tyrannosaurus, like I wanted to be when I was a kid! Rawr!

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How does one get started in this?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You could get a stand alone headset like a Quest 3 or a Pico 4 and get in on a slightly less good looking VRChat and have access to what amounts to mobile games but in VR (some of the standalone games are actually good but they're kinda rare) or you could pair any HMD (including the two previously mentioned) with a powerful enough PC and play the good shit.

[–] femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

Your kind cling to your flesh as of it will not decay and fail you

[–] Haagel@lemmings.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Gork@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Even if they don't get the results they might expect, I am glad there are some actual scientists looking into this. I think the stigma tends to prevent scientists from even studying this sort of field, to our detriment.

[–] Haagel@lemmings.world 2 points 1 year ago

Thank you for taking a look. Yes, there is so much stigma that I was hesitant to even describe in this post the research that this medical school is doing. Still, I've found their publications to be quite interesting.

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Nah i can still delude myself into thinking that if I work hard enough I will be elon musk

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah but others take turns being me

[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One shot, you say? Tempting, but I'll save it for later. Besides, I don't even have a gun...

[–] TakiMinase@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 year ago

Them gun laws mmmhmmmm

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

Literally the previous post on my feed:
https://feddit.de/post/9307957

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

Like, I believe it is as if you go rock climbing.

You can fall down, but you will only fall down 'till the next security net, or to the bottom, if there is none. Then you just try again.