It's the NYT - https://archive.ph/48YXJ
we maybe laterrd so much we can't fix it anymore so embrace the suck and get back to brunch sweetie. Time to be a grown up and accept you don't get all the things you want in life. Besides 
did the most progressive thing and pragmatically acknowledged climate change while spending less than what climate enhanced storms damage us. So thats what you get. Now on to $1.5 trillion in blpwing up the world like a Presidetial adult does.