Simple as. Rome found a large rabbit in human clothes with a basket full of eggs and they beat the shit out of him. Then they crucified him in front of everyone. I don't know why either. Don't like it? It's not your holiday to ruin for me.

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[–] HighOnCopium@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Can I celebrate it by going to the grocery store after Easter to buy the discounted chocolate eggs?

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As long as you believe in transubstantiation and that is the literal body of Christ to you, yes.

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

The chocolate eggs are not the body of Christ. Do not make the same mistake as I did

[–] Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

They don't seem to do that anymore. They don't overstock

(because of woke)

[–] insufferableninja@lemdro.id 4 points 11 months ago

as is tradition